I aint got a lot to say really, not great at describing myself apart from im just generally an all round great guy :0) i love to surf the net and use playstaion or x-box in spare time, I've been described as having a really dark and perverted sense of humour but to me that what is humour its not malicious so anyone easily offended then i dont recommend talking to me or accepting me as a friend but it is only humour, i also have a tendency to say what most people think but they dont have the guts to say it themselves, i'm basically here to network and make new friends by the way my spelling aint greet but maybe this will help:
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First Name: John
Middle Name:
Birthday: once a year
Eyes: two
Hair: losing it
Fav color: Red
Day/Night: yeah tehy come along every day
Fave Food: curry
FRIENDS AND LIFE
Do you ever wish you had another name? Phil Pussywell
Do you like anyone? me
Which one of your friends acts the most like you? brian
Who's the loudest? brian
Who have you known the longest of your friends? steve
Who's the shyest: none really
Are you close to any family members? my brother is stood next to me now
When you cried the most: got kicked in the balls at the age of 14
What's the best feeling in the world: sex
Worst Feeling: getting kicked in the balls
FINISH EACH SENTENCE:
Let's walk on the: head of Jean Claude Van Dam
Let's run through: running is just too energetic
Let's look at the: squashed head of Jean Claude Van Dam
What a nice: thing we just did kiling Jean Claude Van Dam
Where did all the: blood go
Why can't you: have sex for free
Silly, little: bitch
Tell me: how much you charge, theres a theme here
HAVE YOU:
Ran away from home: yep
Pictured your crush naked: yep
Skipped school: yep
Broken someone's heart: withought a doubt
Been in love: yep
Cried when someone died: im not gay
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: oh yes
Done something embarrassing: too many to count and probably forgot a shit load
Done a drug: no although that could be a lie
Cried in school: got kicked in the balls age 14 that really hurts
RANDOM
Your Good Luck Charm: none
Person You Hate Most: Jean Claude Van Dam doesnt take a genius to work that out
Best Thing That Has Happened: invention of electricity
Ice Cream: lactose intollerant
WHO Makes you laugh the most: me
Makes you smile: again me its a muscular thing
Has A Crush On You: probably my gay mate brian although im not gay myself but if i was theres nothing wrong with that
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
HAVE YOU EVER
Fallen for your best friend?: nope
Made out with JUST a friend?: yep
Kissed two people in the same day?: yep
Had sex with two different people in the same day?: i wish, didnt have enough money though unless i can include myself
Been rejected: . many times
Been in love?: yep
Been used?: yep
Done something you regret?: no cos you can learn from your mistakes
Cheated on someone?: no
Been called a tease: not a chance im too easy
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
You touched?: me
You talked to on the phone?: my brother
You hugged?: not a hugging person
You instant messaged?: gay mate brian
You kissed?: didnt know her name
You yelled at?: some twat at yorkshire bank
Who text messaged you?: gibbo
Who broke your heart?: Lauren
Who told you they loved you?: a prostitute in vegas 2005
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not one thing
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