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john

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About Me


I aint got a lot to say really, not great at describing myself apart from im just generally an all round great guy :0) i love to surf the net and use playstaion or x-box in spare time, I've been described as having a really dark and perverted sense of humour but to me that what is humour its not malicious so anyone easily offended then i dont recommend talking to me or accepting me as a friend but it is only humour, i also have a tendency to say what most people think but they dont have the guts to say it themselves, i'm basically here to network and make new friends by the way my spelling aint greet but maybe this will help:

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First Name: John
Middle Name:
Birthday: once a year
Eyes: two
Hair: losing it
Fav color: Red
Day/Night: yeah tehy come along every day
Fave Food: curry
FRIENDS AND LIFE
Do you ever wish you had another name? Phil Pussywell
Do you like anyone? me
Which one of your friends acts the most like you? brian
Who's the loudest? brian
Who have you known the longest of your friends? steve
Who's the shyest: none really
Are you close to any family members? my brother is stood next to me now
When you cried the most: got kicked in the balls at the age of 14
What's the best feeling in the world: sex
Worst Feeling: getting kicked in the balls
FINISH EACH SENTENCE:
Let's walk on the: head of Jean Claude Van Dam
Let's run through: running is just too energetic
Let's look at the: squashed head of Jean Claude Van Dam
What a nice: thing we just did kiling Jean Claude Van Dam
Where did all the: blood go
Why can't you: have sex for free
Silly, little: bitch
Tell me: how much you charge, theres a theme here
HAVE YOU:
Ran away from home: yep
Pictured your crush naked: yep
Skipped school: yep
Broken someone's heart: withought a doubt
Been in love: yep
Cried when someone died: im not gay
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: oh yes
Done something embarrassing: too many to count and probably forgot a shit load
Done a drug: no although that could be a lie
Cried in school: got kicked in the balls age 14 that really hurts
RANDOM
Your Good Luck Charm: none
Person You Hate Most: Jean Claude Van Dam doesnt take a genius to work that out
Best Thing That Has Happened: invention of electricity
Ice Cream: lactose intollerant
WHO Makes you laugh the most: me
Makes you smile: again me its a muscular thing
Has A Crush On You: probably my gay mate brian although im not gay myself but if i was theres nothing wrong with that
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
HAVE YOU EVER
Fallen for your best friend?: nope
Made out with JUST a friend?: yep
Kissed two people in the same day?: yep
Had sex with two different people in the same day?: i wish, didnt have enough money though unless i can include myself
Been rejected: . many times
Been in love?: yep
Been used?: yep
Done something you regret?: no cos you can learn from your mistakes
Cheated on someone?: no
Been called a tease: not a chance im too easy
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
You touched?: me
You talked to on the phone?: my brother
You hugged?: not a hugging person
You instant messaged?: gay mate brian
You kissed?: didnt know her name
You yelled at?: some twat at yorkshire bank
Who text messaged you?: gibbo
Who broke your heart?: Lauren
Who told you they loved you?: a prostitute in vegas 2005
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not one thing
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My Interests


music i absolutely love music with a load of differing tates, i like to go to the cinema and i love rugby league and football (not the american version) although i dont play either cos im too outta shape

I'd like to meet:



Beef (im sorry i thought the question was eat)i would love to meet Nadine Velazcuaz (the mexican girl from "My name is earl") but thats just a personal thing, mohammed Ali now that would be cool and hopefully god one day but with the life ive lead i dont hold out too much hope for that, i'd also one day like to meet a good friend of mine heres a link to her page http://myspace.com/sgtmichellemanhart she is a genuinly nice person and fit as wellsrc="http://lads.myspace.com/slides/slideshow_random.swf ?u=134479593" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="426" height="320" wmode="transparent"

Music:

always listening to Oasis, Queen and old Guns N Roses, one of my friends as really got me back into Def Leppard but you cant beat bohiemian rhapsody and "were not gonna take it" by twisted sister also love U2 but also listen to eminem and old school rap such as NWA and LL Cool J, i dont like the new shit its too violant and sexist i like a lot of 80's music as well but thats showing my age and i even like Pussycat Dolls, Blink 182, The Pixies, Andrew WK, Texas, Placebo, Garbage, Tenacious D, Beasties Boys and Sheryl Crow plus loads more but too many to mention but also Eleanor Purcell, she's not just got a great voice but she is great as well

Movies:

:::Please click the photo below to add my friend Lieu Pink:::http://www.myspace.com/lieupink die hard, monty pythons quest for the holy grail, dumb & dumber, The Jerk, Dead Men Dont Wear Plaid, Planes Trains & Automobiles, Stuck On You, Young Frankenstein, The Princes Bride, Kill Bill, Pale Rider, Austin Powers, the Cable Guy Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and basically any Farrelly Brothers movie you just cant beat stupid dumb sick humour

Television:



family guy has to be the funniest thing on tv, mainly american shows I love Two & a half Men (and thats not a gay porno with 2 men and a midget), my name is earl and entourage along with Curb your Enthusiasm and Scrubs, king of queens (also not a gay porno although it sounds like it is), everybody loves raymond (theres a gay theme with this isnt there) also alan partridge(or anal dirdgeprat only fans will get that joke) but also love extras with ricky gervais and wrestling either TNA or WWE but prefer TNA and the 80's tv show V

Books:


not a big book fan but do like to read biographys recently read a book about richard pryor how he lived as long as he did is a mystery, and a few wrestlers biographies as well, oh yeah playboy and hustler as well

Heroes:

superman, batman, wolverine, all of the fantastic 4, spiderman, luke skywalker, Dangermouse & Batfink do i have to carry on????

My Blog

The last blog

To all the people that read this, I am sorry to say that John Parkinson passed away on Sat 15th March 2008... R.I.P the best friend I have ever known and anyone could ever ask for
Posted by john on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 06:47:00 PST

strangely unfunny and sad blog

i once thought that it couldnt get any worse than the time i recieved a call from the hospital and i had to tell my mother that her mother had passed away today i also had to tell her that her brothe...
Posted by john on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:44:00 PST

what i have done today

Today i have mostly masturbated (there is a theme on my blog here)
Posted by john on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 03:24:00 PST

serious message for once

Today i went to see english singer Sandi Thom live and to be honest i went as a favour for a friend, i didnt think i would enjoy it too much but i came away a fan she was excellent and she did somethi...
Posted by john on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 04:19:00 PST

What i have done today

Not much
Posted by john on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:51:00 PST

What i have done today

today i have mainly been shaving my hairy balls then masturbating over a picture of someone (you know who you are)
Posted by john on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 12:45:00 PST

What i have done today

Today i have mostly missed talking to my chickboy friend (you know who you are) but at least ive been able to insult other friends
Posted by john on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 02:02:00 PST

What i have done today

Today i have mostly been thinking about Anna Nicole Smith and what she went through in the past year, hey i'm i been nice for once????
Posted by john on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:21:00 PST

What i have done today

eat sleep crap and watch south park!!!!!
Posted by john on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:47:00 PST

What i have done today

Today i have mostly been preparing for a colonoscopy which inlcuded taking a laxative but it got cancelled at the last minute so it was a bit shitty  ...
Posted by john on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:45:00 PST