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Joanie (Playful J)

Shut up and kiss me!

About Me

Hi fellas! Welcome to my page!

Please read...there will be a test! Lol!

Where I live and work...

The Bay Area baby! I work in San Francisco and I live in Half Moon Bay. For those of you that don't know where Half Moon Bay is, it's a small coastal down about 30 miles south of San Francisco. I love it there... I can see the ocean from my balcony and hear the waves crash at night. Peaceful! My little slice of heaven away from city life.
Here is what I'm looking for...
**PAY ATTENTION**Someone that "fits" in to my current lifestyle. I want to be in a relationship again, but I don't know if I'm ready for all that yet. I suppose I'll be ready when it's the RIGHT guy!
I still have one son living at home, so I'm only available a few nights a week. That's probably not enough time to devote to a quality relationship, but I still want to be with someone that's special to me, not just a booty call . Make sense?
My son is now 19 and I really want to enjoy these last couple of years with him while he's still living at home. Time goes by so fast, and then they're gone, off making a life of their own, and I know I'm really going to miss him.
Ideally you would be someone 6 ft or taller between the ages of 21 and 49 that I can share good times with and who can spend the night with me once in awhile. Maybe it will develop in to something more! Things have a way of happening when you least expect it!
My youngest son, Joey! (Isn't he cute ladies?)
If you're one of those guys that is nervous about coming to see me at my home because you're young, or shy, or you don't feel right about it because my son lives there, I'll tell you what HE said... "Tell those guys to MAN UP! We're all adults here!" I just love my kid! Wise beyond his years for only 19!
One more thing...If you're looking for a tall, skinny girl, please go away! I am DEFINITELY tall, 6 ft and one half inch in my bare feet to be exact, but I'm built like an amazon warrior. RAWR! But don't worry, I promise not to bite...unless you want me to! Lol...
June 2007
My Photo Album My pics are a combination of sexy, suggestive, silly, plain 'ol me, my sons, and my friends. I invite you to leave free spirited, outrageous comments, but please nothing guttural. Just have fun!
They are a cross between blue and greenMy Friend's List I am very selective about who I add to my Friend's List. Since I am on here to meet people, I typically only add people I am attracted to and would like to go out with. The rest are friends, family, and bands I go to see. Soooo...
Please Do Not Be Offended If I Don't Add You!1) I don't add people without pics...so don't ask!
2) I don't do blind dates...so if you don't have pics, get back to me when you do.
And PLEASE fellas... don't send me Friend Requests if you haven't even bothered to write to me. Talk to me!! Tell me what you're looking for. But before you do, please make sure you have recent pics available. There is nothing enticing about chatting with "Mystery Man!"
Feel free to add me to your Favorites if you don't want to lose track of my page, but being on my Friend's List implies SOME level of commitment to me, even if it's just to drop a comment on your page to say "Hey! How've you been?" Know what I mean? Kisses...
My Short Comings (admirable trait?) .. I have absolutely ZERO tolerance for lies. If you're my friend, you will never lie to me. It's a simple request. I can handle ANY truth...even horrible things. But if you lie to me, you will destroy the trust between us. Everything you have ever told me will now come in to question. What was the truth? What was a lie?
JUST BE STRAIGHT UP! It's the only way to live your life.

More good dick? HELL YEA! Lol...

As you can tell by these images above and below, I have a playful, naughty side. Actually, you can probably tell that by my whole page! My basic personality is high spirited and comical... I love to put a smile on someone's face, so I tend to be a goofball now and then.
Real men eat...ummm S K I T T L E S ! Lol...TURN ONS: Hair long enough for me to run my fingers through, a killer smile, pierced ears, tattoos... a devilish gleam in your eyes, strong arms to hold me, wrestling matches in bed, falling asleep with my lover still inside me, public displays of affection (the kind that leave people shouting "GET A ROOM"), and at the risk of repeating myself...BOXER BRIEFS! Plus a WHOLE lot more, but I will share that with you in person.
God I just LOVE the way she eats bananas!!TURN OFFS: Back hair, cigarette smokers (ewww GROSS), rough scratchy hands, body odor, tardiness, liars, phony people, bad tempers, pessimistic attitudes, WHINERS!BIGGEST PET PEEVES ON MYSPACE: Profiles that are set to private, profiles with no pics, profiles with only one pic, profiles with poor quality pics, profiles with only face pics wearing sunglasses/hats, etc...
SHOW YOURSELVES FELLAS! I want to get a good look at you!
I also hate having to add someone just to see their pics, and then have to delete them if I don't like what I see. That almost seems mean!
The other things that tick me off are fake names, and people using somebody else's pics. C'mon people! Don't be a loser and pose as someone else. GRRRRRR!

My Interests

BAY AREA FELLAS!
(ADULTS ONLY)

Age and race are pretty much non-issues with me. I value people, not the color of their skin, or the length of time they've been on this earth. I think everyone has special qualities or something wonderful about them.

Since I am 6 ft tall (actually I'm almost 6'1"), preferably you would be 6 ft or taller. I don't have anything against shorter guys, I just really miss having a fella that's big enough and strong enough to grab me and wrap his arms around me.


The current cost of gas has pretty much crippled my social life, so that's why I'm only interested in meeting local Bay Area fellas. I drive nearly 3 hrs every day, very costly and very tiring. Soooo...even though you may be a GREAT guy, I just can't afford to go see you unless you live nearby. However, If you live a little further away (45 min-1 hr) and are willing to make the drive to come see me, then we can work something out. But please...I'm NOT interested in anything long distance.

Favorite ThingsBoxer Briefs definitely top my favorite list! EVERY man should wear these! You guys love Thongs? Well I love these! BOY do I love these!! Other favorite things are loud Rock n Roll, T-shirts and Jeans, air hockey, foosball, down comforters, luxurious comfy sheets, silly emails from friends, old muscle cars like Camaros, GTOs, and Challengers, the list goes on and on!

And if you REALLY want to get on my good side, bring me my favorite coffee while I'm in the shower. Just add Creme Brulee' Creamer, Half n Half, a little sugar, and top it with whip cream! Delicious... These ingredients can be found in my refrigerator at all times! Something about standing there sipping on that with hot water cascading down my body just makes me feel special! It's really a great way to start your day! Try it...Favorite Foods Mexican food, Sushi, Filet Mignon Baskin Robbins Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, and Starbucks Mocha Frappuccino'sFavorite Spirits Lemon Drops, Tangerini's, Cosmopolitan's, Pina Colada's, Daiquiri's, Jolly Ranchers, and also Margarita's. Mmmm... Delicious! And there's nothing like some kick ass weed.Favorite PlacesThe IMPROV (I am a HUGE comedy fan), Ruby Skye, The Saddle Rack, Starbucks, Moss Beach Distillery, Sushi Main Street, Lake Tahoe, Santa Cruz, Yosemite, Puerto Vallarta, ANY beach when it's sunny (would love to see Jamaica). I love to drive, so let's go exploring together!Things I like to do for fun Going to movies, partying with friends. rock concerts, any small venue playing rock music like pubs and clubs, going to see stand up comedy, tossing the frisbee or football at the beach, bowling, water slide parks, roller coasters, snow/water skiing, Motocross (gave up riding after I split my left knee open.)
This was my FIRST dirt bike...a CR500!
Basically I love anything FAST! Don't take me Wine Tasting...so friggin BORING! Probably because I hate wine! Take me KART RACING instead!!! These little buggers HAUL ASS!

And bike rides, horseback riding, camping, and yes...even fishing! I have my own pole. If it's sunny outside, let's go some place scenic. I am at peace outdoors in the sunshine! I really am a Nature Girl at heart. Love things like lightning storms, or being snowed in together. This storm below was the MOST AWESOME thing I have ever witnessed in Mother Nature. The photo was taken from up high in the Santa Cruz mountains. See that dark outline? That's the coastline where I was STANDING! Does that help you grasp just how incredible what I saw was?? Unbelievable...the sky was lit up with non-stop lightning for 4 solid hours.



J Juicy

O Outrageous
A Arousing
N Naughty
I Irresistible
E Enticing

I'd like to meet:

A man that knows how to to kiss. I'm not talking about a peck on the lips here... I'm talking about the kind of man that can make love with his mouth, making me yearn for his touch. If you're all tongue, then you don't know how to kiss... it's your lips on mine that drive me wild. The right kiss sends a signal that makes me feel everything from wanting to melt in to your arms to ready to rip your clothes off.
Remember that first kiss that ignited a HOTTT encounter? Kiss me... Explore me...I love simple intimacy like sharing the same plate of food and feeding each other bites of something sinfully delicious. Also love running my fingers through your hair, showers for 2 by candlelight, warm embraces, laying a mattress in front of a crackling fire, your breath on my skin, and those soft, sensual, exploring kisses that build a fire inside me. Oh GOD how I crave those.

Show me what you're made of lover boy September 2008

You're a Passionate Kisser
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble What Kind of Kisser Are You?I'd love to meet the guys from all my favorite bands.and also Dane Cook...my all time FAVORITE comedian.I would've LOVED to have met Mel Gibson when he was in his 30's! He's a bit of a mess now, but DAMN he was fine back then! Loved that long hair in the first Lethal Weapon movie...so sexy! Longer hair gives the ladies something to grab on to!

Music:

My favorite music is ROCK!! Alternative, punk, metal, anything loud. Live bands preferred. Makes me feel so alive; love the energy of the crowd, but try to stay clear of the mosh pit. Little too rough for me.I love those pulsating beats coursing through my veins that make me feel like grinding my body on you! Brings out the "devil" in me...

LONG LIVE ROCK MUSIC!

Some of my favorite bands are Green Day, Disturbed, Godsmack, Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, Social Distortion, A.F.I., SUM 41, Audioslave, TRAPT, Blink 182, Jimmy Eat World, Creed, Shinedown, Trust Company, Goo Goo Dolls, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Offsping, System of a Down, Bon Jovi, Foo Fighters, Spin Doctors, Matchbox 20, Guns N Roses, Bad Company, Papa Roach, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Led Zepplin, U2, Def Leppard, Scorpions.

As long as it's JAMMIN...I'll be listening!

LINKIN PARK

Project Revolution Tour

Best concert of 2007! Rock on guys!

Movies:

Super Bad, The Ringer, Something About Mary, Lethal Weapon, Braveheart, Rain Man, Van Wilder, 40 year old Virgin, Liar Liar, Me-Myself-and Irene, Constantine, The Exorcist, Badder Santa, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Contact, Poltergeist, Star Man, Ghost, Minority Report, Dances with Wolves, Field of Dreams, City of Angels, Mad Max (all of them), American Pie, Jack Ass 1, 2

Boondock Saints

We need these guys for real!

Television:

Saturday Night Live Chappelle Show MAD TV Crank Yankers And also SCRUBS, Will & Grace, King of Queens, Family Guy, Drawn Together, Friends, Seinfeld, That 70's Show, Everybody Loves Raymond, The Daily Show, South Park, and believe it or not..The Discovery Channel. Fascinating stuff on there. I don't watch much TV really except for just before bedtime. So I like to end my day with a good belly laugh by watching Comedy.

Books:

I don't read much...too hard for me to sit still for long. I read EMAIL all day at work. Some of the stories I get from my friends are way better than any book I'll ever read! If I were going to pick up a book, it would probably be a "warped" cartoon book because images like this below just crack me up!

Heroes:

My 2 boys...and the men and women of our armed forces that are out there putting their lives on the line for us! GOD BLESS YOU ALL AND KEEP YOU SAFE!
GOD BLESS AMERICA!

My Blog

My youngest son...

Being a mother has been my greatest joy in life. An unconditional love that is pure and simple, uncomplicated by drama like the kind that is evident in relationships.The years have come and gone and...
Posted by Joanie (Playful J) on Wed, 14 May 2008 01:45:00 PST

Survery Says! (a little bit about me)

..tr>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF- The SurveyNameJoanieBirthdayMay 14thBirthplaceGlendale, CACurrent LocationHalf Moon Bay, CAEye ColorBlue/GreenHair ColorBlondHeight6 feet and a half inchLeft handed or Rig...
Posted by Joanie (Playful J) on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 09:22:00 PST

My name is Joanie...not JOAN!

People are forever trying to call me Joan. That is not my name...  I was given the name of Joanie on my birth certificate.  Not Joan, not Joni, not Joanne.  Just Joanie...   J...
Posted by Joanie (Playful J) on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:31:00 PST

Common Courtesy!

It has come to my attention that some people really lack consideration....All of us have busy lives. That means our free time is limited and thus very valuable. If you and I correspond and s...
Posted by Joanie (Playful J) on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 06:28:00 PST

The importance of my Friends List

Why is it a guy will ask to be on your Friend List, and then for NO REASON, after talking for months, they delete you?  I mean it's not like you have to be on my Friend's List to see me!&nbs...
Posted by Joanie (Playful J) on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 06:35:00 PST

How I got the URL of "readytogiveup"...

Many people have asked me why I'm "ready to give up" so here is the whole story. In November of 2006, I went through Myspace hell.  They got hacked and I had to find out the hard way what the hel...
Posted by Joanie (Playful J) on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 08:55:00 PST

Unnecessary frustration

Okay...I just needed to vent here. Why is it some people on Myspace have public profiles, but you have to be on their Friend's List to be able to message them. Not pic comments, or the ones in your co...
Posted by Joanie (Playful J) on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:57:00 PST