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jeff

lewisjeff

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

http://www.hbo.com/conchords/melsblog/index.html

Music:

is worth talking about. talk to me about it.

Movies:

are better with popcorn + peanut m&m's

Books:

i'm embarrassingly out of practice

Heroes:

wayne coyne, kim gordon

My Blog

still vacationing

forgot to mention...last week the replacement ocean water disclosed that it came from iceland. fucking chilly all week. now we've got handfulls of fires wasting away the southland. fucking hot ash air...
Posted by jeff on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:04:00 PST

telepathic mailbox

yesterday i saw 2 dolphins, today i learned about the telepathic mailbox. when i saw the ocean this morning it had left me this message:i needed a vacation. left some replacement water in my place so ...
Posted by jeff on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:13:00 PST

we haven’t talked, we haven’t said a word, i’m not scared

lately we haven't talked. i admire your wonderous nature, but no telepathic conversating has been happening. o' ocean, i don't mind the silence. its not your fault, and it surely isn't mine. we'll str...
Posted by jeff on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 11:28:00 PST

save the earth? save the humans.

the ocean whispered to me ' i want to be a black hole. i could vaccuum everything on land and still have room for dessert. then i began thinking about that...if everything on land was inverted and plu...
Posted by jeff on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 11:44:00 PST

long beach facelift

the ocean is planning something. something big. today it showed me the future. i saw big ben. and other british buildings. lurking under in the bay. the ocean is waiting for nightfall to swap all long...
Posted by jeff on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 12:28:00 PST

from the ocean

only feet from the beach in the shallow ocean arose mighty mechanical arms .. forty foot forearms with giant human hands..a single pair of monsterous limbs trashing around, looking to claim several vi...
Posted by jeff on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 02:39:00 PST

nervous

conclusion: polyvinyl exists so Ida + Saturday Looks Good to Me can release some records.evidence: what to do with everything Polyvinyl Sampler. what a shit sampler. i think they have a bunch of colle...
Posted by jeff on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:44:00 PST

i'm wireless.

after a week of various routers and gateways and phone calls to tech support,3050 apt 4 has wireless internet. soon we will have a password, so don't think anyone's getting a free ride. feeling closer...
Posted by jeff on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 02:14:00 PST

hangin' with marie

let it be a lesson...never eat multiple cheese mac&cheese that has been baked to delicious rich goodness after you've had meatloaf. especially if you also devoured the garlic mashed potatoes and two g...
Posted by jeff on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 01:53:00 PST

it heats up

say what? first blog from my macbook? that's right. picked up the black macbook from macconnection.now i can cruise the web from my bed. sound sexy? it wouldn't be if i turned the onboard camera on. i...
Posted by jeff on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 03:27:00 PST