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JawanFineMiGerbil

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I enjoy lifting weights and jogging my 100 mile an hour jog... I am on the atkins diet for about 4 years.. I am in perfect shape - and if you are not in perfect shape just dont call me - IM NOT INTERESTED... I like it when my bitches help me to find my gerbils - they sometimes get a little out of control and start crawling up into strange cavities in my anus... I like my bitches to wipe my big fat ass because i just dont know where it is anymore - they also have to dig out my ding ding because i lost it in one of my rolls a few years ago...

My Interests

Gerbils. I like to have my bear bottom smacked. I like it when i get kicked with golf shoes and spiked pumps. I like shooting people with the gerbils out of my ass. I also enjoy going to the park and strolling around on wednesdays, skipping and licking lolly pops. I love pee wee herman. I love the smell of my own flatulation I enjoy being deficated on. and of course chicken duce on a roll.bround This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

I'd like to meet:

Lean trim and healthy womon like myself, and they have to look as good as me, and anyone who has a few extra declawed and toothless gerbils for sale I would also like to meat anyone who has a perfect body - dont forget i dont like FAT BITCHES.

Music:

Opera, Opera, Opera--- but only skinny opera singers - I dont like FAT BITCHES. oh yeah and techno. -- Ramones - Blitzkrieg Bop -- Video provided by The Source

Movies:

Woman and Animals part 1 - Baryard Sodomy parts 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 - I starred in produced and video taped all of them - you should check them out - I even had a co-star, the shaved poodle from next door ( i never did find him) --Another star in my movie was the man who brought the live turkey into the bathroom and came out with poop on his neck.

Television:

Mr. Rogers, Anything with Michael Jackson (I went to the Neverland Ranch as a wee boy), Animal Planet, All I watch is porn. Since I dont work i watch porn all day.

Books:

Anything with porno, gerbils, gerbils, and more gerbils, I also like books about porn, and gerbils - i like cook books but i dont like FAT BITCHES.

Heroes:

First and foremost, I would like to thank god for this opportunity to introduce my beatiful hot sexy self.Did you ever know that your my hero? You are the chick wings beneath my buttocks.