I go to college that makes me so cool.
I live in a dorm and show off by the pool.I join the right clubs
just to build an impression.
I block out thinking it won't get me ahead.My ambition in life
is to look good on paper.
All I want is a slot
in some big corporation.John Belushi's my hero
I lampoon and I ape him.
My news of the world
comes from Sports Illustrated.I'm proud of my trophies
like my empty beer cans
stacked in rows up the wall
to impress all my friends.No, I'm not here to learn.
I just want to get drunk.
And major in business.
And be taught how to fuck.Win! Win!
I always play to win.
Wanna fit in like a cog
in the faceless machine.I'm a terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal terminal
terminal terminal terminal terminal.I want a wife with tits
who just smiles all the time.
In my centerfold world
filled with Springsteen and wine.Some day I'll have power.
Some day I'll have boats.
A tract in some suburb.
With Thanksgivings to host.I'm a terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal preppie.
My Interests
riding bikes. shows, movies, SOMETHING. crucial vinyls. being bitter.