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Jess

Just because you're physically disabled, doesn't mean you are exempt from our store's closing hours.

About Me

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You Are Amy Lee!
Gothy, expressive, woman-in-pain
Who looks damn good in a corset
"When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears" Who's Your Inner Rock Chick?
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
How You Are In Love
You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.
You tend to give more than take in relationships.
You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.
You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.
You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
Everything Anyone Ever Wanted To Know About You
The Basic Stuff
Name?: Jessica Johnson
Age?: 18
Height?: 5'5"
Weight?: Like I'd tell you
Birthday?: December 15th
Birthplace?: Duluth, Minnesota
Current Location?: Proctor, Minnesota
School/Grade?: Proctor High School Senior
Zodiac Sign?: Sagittarius
Chinese Zodiac Sign?: Dragon
Righty or Lefty?: Definately righty
Haircolor?: Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead all in one. Yay bleaching!
Eyecolor?: Vivid blue with brown rings
Skin Color?: Pale
About You
What's Your Family Situation (Parents, Siblings, etc)?: Mom, Dad (deceased), two brothers
Any Pets?: Not anymore...
If So What Are They?: Just said I didn't have any. Obviously you aren't paying attention.
Favorite Relative?: My Aunt Cindy. I love her so much.
Least Favorite Relative?: My Aunt Marion. Fucking bitch.
What's Your Heritage/Race?: Western and Northern European
Political Affilation?: I usually swing to the democrats.
Love & Sex
Sexuality?: Heterosexual.
Are You In A Relationship Now?: No.
If So, With Whom?: I just said I wasn't.
For How Long?: What the hell.
Are You In Love?: ....
Do You Have A Crush On Anyone?: ....
Ever Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?: Not to my knowledge.
How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss?: First real real kiss, twelve.
Virgin?: No.
If Not, How Old Were You When You Had Sex For The First Time?: Fifteen
Was It Enjoyable?: Somewhat.
What's The Farthest You've Ever Gone?: That's a stupid question. Obviously I've hit home plate at least once.
Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed?: Its a secret. Find out for yourself.
Best Love Quote?:
Your Friends
Best?: Veroinca and Amanda.
How Many Do You Have?: Plenty.
More Guys Or Girls?: I think its about equal.
Love Them All?: To some extent.
Any You Wish You Were Closer To?: A few.
Oldest?: I've known Whitney since first grade.
Newest?: Probably Nick Anderson.
Pen Pal?: Nope, don't have one.
Friends And Words: Associate Them
Pen: Whitney. She writes a lot.
Flower: Amanda. She's pretty.
Pink: Liz. She's radiant and makes you smile.
Window: Steve. I see right through him.
Heart: Veronica. She has such a heart but hates womanly emotions.
Mother: Veronica, Amanda, and myself. We all look after our friends.
Bread: Beth...but I don't know why.
Insane: All of us.
Sunglasses: Damien and Nick. They're cool.
Pimp: Damien. Girls hang off of him.
Cross: Beth.
Lonely: A few people who shall remain nameless.
Car: That could be a few of us.
Music: Veronica, Whitney, Mark, Nick, Damien, and myself. Us=Music Nuts.
This Or That
Boxers or Briefs?: Both are comfy.
Thongs or G-Strings?: Either is fine.
Shorts or Pants?: Pants.
Shoes or Barefeet?: Depends.
Books or Movies?: Usually movies, unless its an awesome book.
Night or Day?: Night.
Dark or Light?: Dark with a soft glow.
Mountains or Beach?: Beach.
Snow or Sun?: Both.
Pepsi or Coke?: Pepsi.
Guys or Girls?: Sex: Guys. Friends: Both.
Swim or Surf?: Swim.
For or Against
Gay Marriage?: I have no problems with it.
Abortion?: If only used in cases of medical reasons or rape.
Bush Getting Re-elected?: Fuck no.
Suicide?: Against.
War?: Against.
Pants?: Against. ^_^
Clothes In General?: ...Against. ^_^
Penises?: I like them, yes. :P
Favorites
Color?: Purple, Black, blue.
Number?: 13, 7.
Holiday?: St. Patrick's Day.
Season?: Summer, fall, and winter.
Movie?: The good ones.
Book?: Anita Blake series.
Magazine?: The ones I read.
Food?: The edible kind.
Drink?: I love Twisted V Raspberry.
TV Show?: ER
Song?: The Only One - Evanescence
Band?: Evanescence
Computer Game?: So far, The Sims 2.
Video Game?: Final Fantasy, Xenosaga, DDr, Frogger, Champions of Norrath
Anime/Manga?: Sure?
Shirt?: Grr: I LOVE CUPCAKES!
Pants?: My light blue Glo jeans.
Actor?: The good ones.
Actress?: The good ones.
Singer?: The ones who can sing.
Flower?: Rose.
Scent?: The ones that smell pretty, or the ones that guys where that drive me...yeah. xD
Animal?: Cat.
Cookie?: SUGAR!!!
The Future
Want To Go To College?: Yes. I'll be attending Regency Beauty Institute this fall. I may take on Psychology after.
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: A Cosmetologist, perhaps a Psychologist.
Want To Get Married?: Yes.
Want To Have Kids?: Yes.
What Would Their Names Be?: Not sure yet.
How Many?: Two or three.
Where Do You Want To Live?: In a house.
Where Do You Want To Get Married?: In my church...even though I'm agnostic.
How Do You Want To Die?: I'm going to fall and die I know it.
More Stuff About You
Piercings?: I have seven.
Tattoos?: None yet.
Smoke?: Socially.
Drink?: Rarely.
Do Drugs?: Nope.
Skinny Dip?: There's a first time for everything.
Greatest Fear?: Falling.
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Both.
Go To Church?: Nope.
Religion?: Agnostic slowly slipping to athiest.
Scars?: Plenty.
CDs Owned?: Lots.
Collections?: A few.
Like To Be Naked?: Depends.
Ever Eaten Sushi?: Fuck no. I'm allergic to seafood.
An Entire Case Of Oreos?: Yep. It was delicious. Then Mark found out and has made fun of me with oreos every since.
Been On Stage?: Yeah.
Danced In The Rain?: Yes.
Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex?: Yeah.
Weirdest Dream?: Lots.
Best Dream?: I'll never tell.
Saddest Dream?: When I relived my dad's death over and over.
Dream You Most Wish Would Come True?: My little secret.
Think You're Attractive?: Sometimes.
Shoplifted?: No.
Been Caught "Doing Something"?: Ha ha, I'm never caught.
Weirdest Makeout Place?: I don't think I've had a weird makeout place.
Like Thunderstorms?: Only if they're not loud.
Favorite Shoes?: The ones Whit bought me for my birthday.
Favorite Quote?: Live life passionately, Laugh until your belly hurts, Love unconditionally
Best Advice Given?: -
Worst Advice Given?: -
Favorite Song Lyric?: A lot of them.
What Quote Says Most About Your Life?: Wow.
Glad This Is Over?: Yeah, kinda.
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My Interests

To make this short: Music, art, computers, games, friends, internet, and anything else that I have not listed. xD


You Are Rain
You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming.
Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you.

You are best known for: your touch

Your dominant state: changing What Type of Weather Are You? adopt your own virtual pet!
You Are 60% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
You're a Romantic Kisser
For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance
You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea
The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood
It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet What Kind of Kisser Are You?Take the quiz:
What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)

Sunrise
You have sunrise eyes. Sunrise is the color of joy and elation. Your eyes symbolize your general sense of wellness. Your confidence and high self-esteem each and every day make you the person people want to be around. You are a very creative, passionate, and sexual person. You are not afraid to tell people what you think of them, whether good or bad. Some words to describe you: self-assuredness, out-going, busy, cheerful, bright, amiability, courage, successful, creative, personable, happiness, motivational, optimistic, strong, and aware.

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!^ Funny thing, my eyes are deep blue. xD
You Are a Strawberry Daiquiri
You're a fun, playful drinker who loves to party.
You may get totally wasted, but you're always a happy drunk! What Mixed Drink Are You?
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them! What Is Your Seduction Style?
Your Linguistic Profile:
65% General American English
15% Upper Midwestern
10% Yankee
5% Midwestern
0% Dixie What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
You Are Death
You symbolize the end, which can be frightening.
But you also symbolize the immortality of the soul.
You represent transformation, rebirth of a new life.
Sweeping away the past is part of this card, as painful as it may be.

Your fortune:

Don't worry, this card does not predict death itself.
Instead it foreshadows the ending of an era of your life, one that is hard to let go of.
But with the future great new things will come, and it's time to embrace them.
Mourn for a while, but then face the future with humility and courage. What Tarot Card Are You?

I'd like to meet:

All the people who do good things in this world.
What Do Your Eyes Hide?

Your eyes may hide a dark past, or just your deep ways of looking at things. People may take that as you just being mean, but really its just your own way of seeing things and people just take time to get used to it. People that do admire you for seeing the world through your own eyes.
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab CodeWhy are my top friends only bands? Simple. I'm sick of people whining about not being a top friend. So simple solution: Remove them all. ^_^

Music:

Cheating and just going off of my Media Player list: 3 Doors Down, AFI, Alkaline Trio, All American Rejects, Avenged Sevefold, Avril Lavigne, Backstreet Boys, Ben Moody, Big Dismal, Black Eyed Peas, Blink-182, Boxcar Racer, Cascada, Celine Dion, Chevelle, Cirque du Soleil, CKY, Click Five, Cold, Darude, Disturbed, Dixie Chicks, Dream, Growning Pool, Earshot, Edgewater, Evanescence, Faith Hill, Fall Out Boy, Finger Eleven, Flyleaf, Godsmack, Good Charlotte, Green Day, HIM, Hoobastank, Jade, Keith Urban, Kelly Clarkson, Kidney Theives, Killswitch Engage, Korn, Lacuna Coil, LimpBizkit, Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, New Found Glory, Nickelback, Nightwish, Panic! At The Disco, Pap Roach, A Perfect Circle, The Pussycat Dolls, Rammstein, The Rasmus, Seether, Simple Plan, SLipknot, Smile Empty Soul, Story of the Year, String Quartet, Sugarcult, Switchfoot System of a Down, Three Days Grace, Trapt, The Used, Yellowcard, Zeromancer. ^_^ I like many more!

Movies:

Almost any movie.

Television:

Umm...Almost anything found on NBC, music channels, cartoons, movie channels, umm...

Books:

Fantasy, historical...Don't give me that look.

Heroes:

My heroes are those who have stood up for what was right, even if they were alone.

My Blog

"Do you plea guilty or not guilty?"

So as many know I was in a car accident a month ago. Well, the state of Minnesota found out that I didn't have insurance. Few days later, I had a court summons.Today was that day. I went in, dressed n...
Posted by .x.Beautifully.Broken.x. on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:53:00 PST

Car Accident

As many of you have already found out, I was involved in a front on collision today. It was the other driver's fault, for she cut me off and I had no time to react. We collided with me doing 35-40. My...
Posted by .x.Beautifully.Broken.x. on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:23:00 PST

Veronica and the Two Hour Late Start

So, Monday was a two hour late start. My mom, like a dork, forgot to reset her alarm and did wake me up at six. I went back to bed, thinking I'd sleep in till eight thirty. Wrong. Around seven thirty ...
Posted by .x.Beautifully.Broken.x. on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:49:00 PST

Boys Only. Tee hee.

Don't be shy. If you want boys to answer this then post "BOYS ONLY" If you want girls to answer this then post "GIRLS ONLY" If you want BOTH to answer this then post "BI SEXUALS" and be completely...
Posted by .x.Beautifully.Broken.x. on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 07:16:00 PST

Yet again...So bored.

ARE YOU 1. A Cuddler? Yes. 2. A morning person? Depends. 3. Are you a perfectionist? At some things. 4. An only child?: Yes and no. This marriage yes, my dad has two sons from a previous marriage. Yay...
Posted by .x.Beautifully.Broken.x. on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:38:00 PST

More random questions!

1: WHAT MADE YOU SMILE YESTERDAY?Kyle called me.2: WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 8 THIS MORNING?Sleeping, I was on the phone till 5:30am talking to Kyle.3: WHAT WERE YOU DOING 15 MINUTES AGO?Talking to my mo...
Posted by .x.Beautifully.Broken.x. on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 08:24:00 PST

For guys only. Girls can too, but it'd be weird. xD

Y= Yes, N = No, M= Maybe. Fill this in for me and/or repost for others to answer for you.Would/will you?[_] come to my house to do nothing at all but chill?[_] fight me?[_] kiss me?[_] let me kiss you...
Posted by .x.Beautifully.Broken.x. on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 07:30:00 PST

I'm ACCEPTED!

Yeah, totally passed my entrance exam at Regency Beauty Institute... ... And... I'M ACCEPTED! I start September 9th, 2007. Its expensive for ten months of schooling... 8am-5pm Monday through Friday, ...
Posted by .x.Beautifully.Broken.x. on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 07:25:00 PST

Random Questions

42 of the MOST Random Questions Ever1. Where were you 1 hour ago?My room2. Who will be your next kiss?Mark3. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?Strawberry Creme Wafer crumbs4. When is the la...
Posted by .x.Beautifully.Broken.x. on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 02:20:00 PST

Survey People at the Mall

Okay, so my mom and I were walking through the mall a few days ago, and this is what happened... Jess: -Spots survey dude.- Don't make eye contact...don't make eye contact. Mom: I hate those people. S...
Posted by .x.Beautifully.Broken.x. on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 10:33:00 PST