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ominous anonymous phenomenon omnivore

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

i'm one crude motherfucker. i'm no longer cautious about what i say around people, if you don't feel like being offended, leave me alone, don't waste your time.
it's not worth living unless you can enjoy what you do, who you know, who you are. your life is about you and those you love, do yourself a favor and treat them well.
we all breathe, though i may breathe deeper. we all sleep, though i may sleep lighter. we all fall, though i may fall slower. we all die, though i may die sooner.

My Interests

music, art, painting, drawing, eating vagina, zelda, snowboarding, camping, outdoor sex, photography, singing, screaming, pizza, cooking, whiskey, metal, tombstones (i make them), black olives, dead baby jokes, leather scent, privacy, perversion, being hurt, getting back at people, making people laugh, puking, making dan lapointe puke because i did, animals, ripped/torn/old ratty clothes i've had since 8th grade, driving my shitty car, taking risks, and most of all being inapropriate, abnoxious, insulting, and loving every minute of it all.

I'd like to meet:

people who don't want to be my friend.Bret and Jemaine

Music:

dillinger escape plan, as the sun sets, daughters, old killswitch engage, blood brothers, old everytime i die, cephalic carnage, the red chord, dysrhythmia, within the fray, pillory, animosity, neck, mastodon, between the buried and me, countless other metal bands except anything similar to hatebreed or generally bad tough guy simple metal like it. pearl jam, nirvana, alice in chains, the vines, ben harper, led zeppelin, ac/dc, king crimson, dredg, g love and special sauce, jeff buckley, queens of the stone age, radiohead, pretty much anything created with talent and an involved thought process... that rules out most rap and country, and most of the mainstream shit that's pumped slowly into your veins by your local paid radio station puppeteer.
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Movies:

i like movies. it doesn't fucking matter... get over it.

Television:

attack of the show, ninja warrior, porn. other than that i keep to discovery or animal planet so i can at least fake getting smarter while corporations are melting my brain matter with loads of advertisement and bullshit

Books:

i'm illirterittitiate ........hahaha, tit.

Heroes:

my right hand, soft wet vagina, petra nemcova, people who make porn. that includes the crew and directors. you think the guys who hold the camera get boners, or are they used to it? i'd like to know. really.

My Blog

break the bottles, cut the ribbons

today was officially the worst day of my life.
Posted by ominous anonymous phenomenon omnivore on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:10:00 PST

poop, crab itch, and sunday mornings

it's never been about how it feels or smells or looks, though it comes into play, but where its done can ruin an entirely good poop. if you end up having to douse a rag bundle of toilet assistance wit...
Posted by ominous anonymous phenomenon omnivore on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 03:43:00 PST

I need this... so bad.

ever since the other night watching legends of the hidden temple on nickgas, i've decided it's my life goal to obtain a pair of BK ratchtech sneaks. If anyone ever hears about a pair of BK ratchtechs...
Posted by ominous anonymous phenomenon omnivore on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:56:00 PST

yet another complaint about myself.

to be honest, i'm kind of an asshole.  i'm lazy, and i'm terrible at being responsible.  i decided i wasn't going to work anymore, and i kind of stopped going to school.  for now, at le...
Posted by ominous anonymous phenomenon omnivore on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 11:48:00 PST

myspace out the window?

i think i'm going to erase myspace. it's terrible, i really don't use it anymore and it just causes problems. maybe i'll just start from scratch, or erase everyone i don't talk to, but i think it'd ...
Posted by ominous anonymous phenomenon omnivore on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pissed off fucking rant

today my roomate norah came in the house and asked why there was a bunch of stuff hanging out my muffler, so i went and looked at it and there was a bunch of hair from a wig sitcking out.  obviou...
Posted by ominous anonymous phenomenon omnivore on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what... the fuck... is wrong with me

dude, almost 4 in the morning... i'm not anywhere near tired after a wicked fucking long day, not even close. i tried to sleep 5 different times already and all i wanna do is fucking sleep. but i c...
Posted by ominous anonymous phenomenon omnivore on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST