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Miss T

I'm nobody's little weasel

About Me

FIRSTLY - I ONLY ADD BANDS THAT I LIKE, IF YOUR BAND WANTS TO BE ADDED YOU'LL HAVE TO MESSAGE ME FIRST!!! It really gets my goat when bands just add whoever, so there!I like stuff and that's pretty much all you really need to know.

It annoys me how all the kids these days dye their hair black, only wear black, hang out in the mall, sitting on the ground and complain that their parents didn't love them.

I love my friends.. They so silly!

I don't tan naturally or from a bottle. I'm pasty and proud. I'm addicted to Pepsi Max I have a "severely disturbed" sense of humour and will "deffinately need therapy" according to one of my lecturers. I love my family. I'm scared of enclosed spaces and buttons. I'm diabetic. My favourite colour is green. At this moment in time my favourite smell is mango. The Banana Boat song is stuck in my head. I have a porcelin donkey, it was purchased for me in Berlin. That's him below. I hate most famous people called Jennifer (Love-Hewitt, Lopez, Aniston.. etc).. Sorry but that's just who I am and I'm too old for change... If you want to know anything else, feel free to ask.. We're all friends here. Myspace Graphics
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My Interests

I like all kinds of stuff. This website makes me laugh in my pants... Stuff On My Cat AND Hitler Cats I also like music and giggling so hard that you snort..

I'd like to meet:

Anyone. But more specifically, Manu who is occasionally on Ready, Steady, Cook! I glove him. Other than that, anyone who has a sense of humour, life's too short to not be able to laugh at yourself.. And other people when they fall over.

Music:

I love Jeff Buckley, Fightstar, The Beatles, Maroon 5, Panic! At The Disco, Smashing Pumpkins, The Hot Lies, Michael Buble, Angel City, David Bowie, Garbage, Joss Stone, Switchfoot, The Killers, Motorcycle, Tool, Mark Knopler, From Autumns Ashes, Cheap Trick, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Sting, Dire Straits, Jimmy Eat World, Ben Folds, Dave Matthews Band, Sugarcult, Bob Dylan, Fuel, Chris Isaak, CKY, Epicure, Paul Simon, Jefferson Starship, Sarah McLachlan, Yellowcard, Led Zeppelin, Dashboard Confessional, The Eagles, Offspring, silverchair, The Darkness, The Scissor Sisters, Sandi Thom, Pearl Jam and the Dixie Chicks..He was soo beautiful... To meeeee..

Movies:

Not in any particular order, here are some favourites, Amelie, Secretary, The Emperors New Groove, Ocean's Eleven, Se7en, Labyrinth, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, Old School, Anchor Man, The Princess Bride, Panic Room, Austin Powers (1,2 & 3), Star Wars (all of them. I'm a nerd) Napoleon Dynamite, Dodgeball, Forrest Gump, Rocky Horror, Zoolander, Fight Club, (Monty Python's)Holy Grail and Garden State

Television:

Scrubs!! I like cooking shows. I can't cook but I like to watch people who can.. So, Ready, Steady, Cook!, Huey's Cooking Adventures, Jamie Oliver & Ainsley are awesome.. I also loved The Glass House when it was on :(, The Family Guy, American Dad, Little Britain, The Simpsons, Futurama and Mr Bean.I tend to get addicted to TV shows. It's not healthy. I need a life.

Books:

I might be the only person to say this but The Da Vinci Code was crap. I did like the Harry Potters (1-6) - J K Rowling; Anything by John Grisham; Earth's Children series by Jean M Auel; Am currently reading the Stephanie Plum novels by Janet Evanovich. Funny and real page turners.

Heroes:

My mother-woman. That's her there.. aww.. She's so cute!

My Blog

My face, Jeremy, etc etc

Wow, I've come to realise that I basically use my blog to whinge.. Which, I suppose, is the idea, but rest assured, those who know me, that I vent my frustrations through the blog rather than in every...
Posted by Tess on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:10:00 PST

Something to make you smile

I believe that the fates align our lives in such a way, that we meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet that right person, we will know how to be grateful for...
Posted by Tess on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 07:36:00 PST

Work N Things

WELL..Let me just say to actually get the job I have at the moment, was a fluke. A freak of nature. The fact that the state manager took a chance on me and made me assistant manager of a retail ...
Posted by Tess on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:36:00 PST

Mmm.. Something..

My feet hurt.Just wanted to whinge because that's what blogs are for.Tess ...
Posted by Tess on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:01:00 PST

Autoerotic asphyxia

"Autoerotic asphyxia as the practice is generally known, typically involves a man strangling himself while masturbating. The most common method of strangulation is by means of a single ligature in the...
Posted by Tess on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 01:08:00 PST

How much can life suck sometimes?

A lot, is the answer.I went to the dr today about a lump I have developed in my cheek. He poked around and told me it could either be a "cyst or something more sinister" then refered me to a specialis...
Posted by Tess on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 05:48:00 PST

You have to hurt

"I'm in love with him" she saidWith all the innocence of tender yearsBut somewhere down the road aheadI could see the same eyes filled with bitter tearsI had the inclination to tell her not to drop h...
Posted by Tess on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 02:45:00 PST

Clearing things up.

It's just been pointed out that it sounds like I fancy Kyle. I need to put the record straight: I've never been attracted to him or had any romantic interest in him what-so-ever. Kyle is like my broth...
Posted by Tess on Tue, 02 May 2006 02:57:00 PST

....Shellshock

It appears I jumped to conclusions.I thought Kyle had taken my "side" on the whole incident that happened last night. I was wrong.He and the fucking bitch of a girlfriend of his, are now back toget...
Posted by Tess on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 05:29:00 PST

Stupid bitch

Tonight, I went out to celebrate my friend Sera's 21st, we went to the Crown n Sceptre and it was all good except my really good mate Kyle's girlfriend was invited too (purely out of politeness on Ser...
Posted by Tess on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 01:53:00 PST