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Kai

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About Me

I'm an arrogant and pretentious bastard with a heart of gold and goofy sense of humor. Kind of like James Bond meets Ace Ventura. Your mileage may vary as to which of those qualities you get to experience -- my personality is very context-sensitive.

"Forget Safety. Live Where You Fear To Live. Destroy Your Reputation. Be Notorious." - Rumi

My Interests

acting, singing, writing/screenwriting (I'm actually going to commit to it this time...thanks to "The Artist's Way"), film, theatre, snowboarding, guitar, tai chi, yoga, video games, superheroes, NBA basketball, the bizarre and peculiar, karaoke, paradigm shifting, poker, general enlightenment

I'd like to meet:

Co-conspirators, mad scientists, rebels with a cause, kindred spirits, international persons of mystery, people who rock and/or kick ass, people who make up good stories while watching other people, admirers of Twin Peaks, despisers of decorative fireplaces, people who can explain the cult following of Parker Posey, and genuine, open-minded, creative people who can make me laugh until I fall over.

Music:

Thievery Corporation, Kruder and Dorfmeister, Desmond Williams, LTJ Bukem, dZihan and Kamien, Thunderball, Ursula 1000, Blue States, Everything But The Girl, Hooverphonic, Ivy, Zero 7, Alias, Sage Francis, Atmosphere, Kool Keith, Prefuse 73, Aim, DJ Cam, Blackalicious, Boards of Canada, Rae and Christian, RJD2, Outkast, U2, The Beatles, The Killers, Black Tie Dynasty, Daniel Johnston, Wild Man Fischer, The Who, Neil Young, George Thorogood, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, David Bowie, Mike Patton's various projects (Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Tomahawk), Deftones, Marilyn Manson, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Eric Johnson, Silversun Pickups, just about anything from the 80's (hair bands to new wave)

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Forrest Gump, This Is Spinal Tap, Lawrence Of Arabia, Sunset Boulevard, The Pianist, Casablanca, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Chinatown, Heat, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Taxi Driver, The Matrix, Rushmore, John Hughes movies from the 80's, Dazed and Confused, American Movie, Dog Day Afternoon, Cecil B. Demented, Pi, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, any David Lynch, Terry Gilliam, Spike Jonze, Wes Anderson, Robert Duvall, Charlie Kaufmann

Television:

Twin Peaks, Six Feet Under, Inside The Actor's Studio, Alias, Da Ali G Show, I'm Alan Partridge, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Chappelle's Show, South Park, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Reno 911!

Books:

Youth In Revolt, Snow Crash, Don Quixote, Guns Germs and Steel, Long Day's Journey Into Night, The Artist's Way, a lot of books on acting, White Jazz, Big Kiss, Zen for Dummies, The Power of Now, Hidden Messages In Water. I seem to rarely read fiction unless it's a play.

Heroes:

Paul Newman, Dale Cooper, David Lee Roth, Charlie Chaplin, Jim Carrey, Konstantin Stanislavsky, Bill Hicks, William Shakespeare, Ray Kurzweil

My Blog

Everyone needs to watch this. Be afraid. Be very afraid (no joke this time).

After watching this, the only thing I can think of is, "We are so ------."  I hope it’s not too late... http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=5232639329002 339531&hl=...
Posted by Kai on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:36:00 PST

I've always feared something like this would kill me in my sleep.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Posted by Kai on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 07:03:00 PST

Creepy as hell...genius...but creep.

http://redpatentleather.blogspot.com/2006/09/ad-creeps.html As revolting as it is, I'm curious enough about what kind of people are doing this that part of me hopes one of these people writes me one o...
Posted by Kai on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 08:54:00 PST

Borat movie!

I saw the teaser trailer a while back, but had no idea that there was a full trailer out now.  The will be the movie event of a generation...or at least this year.  Behold a glimpse into the...
Posted by Kai on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 10:09:00 PST

Early signs of becoming a New Yorker

After nearly two weeks of living in New York City, I already feel different.  The first thing is that I noticed that I'm walking a LOT faster, nearly all of the time.  Even my relaxed walk s...
Posted by Kai on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 06:08:00 PST

My first official week in NYC - brain dump

My first week of officially living in NYC has come to a close, and it has been exhausting, annoying, exhilarating, and entertaining.  I flew in to JFK last Friday and took a cab to Jersey Ci...
Posted by Kai on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 10:22:00 PST

Save Screech's House!

Dustin Diamond, a.k.a. Screech from "Saved By The Bell" has found himself in a bitter power struggle with the state of Wisconsin.  Surely, you're asking yourself, "How can I help save his house f...
Posted by Kai on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 08:41:00 PST

Paul Gleason - R.I.P.

Paul Gleason, a.k.a. the principal from "The Breakfast Club" died yesterday.  He sounded like quite a guy, and arguably had a better career than most of the 80's brat pack combined. http://news.y...
Posted by Kai on Mon, 29 May 2006 10:35:00 PST

"Life's like a box of chocolates..."

I never seem to get tired of watching "Forrest Gump". 
Posted by Kai on Tue, 02 May 2006 12:32:00 PST

What About Bob?

Goddamn I love this movie. "DON'T HASSLE ME I'M LOCAL"  Hahahaha.
Posted by Kai on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 10:58:00 PST