Need I say more? How about this canned survey for those of you who MUST know...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael
Birthday: 10-04-1980
Birthplace: Las Vegas, NV
Current Location: Unincorporated West Los Angeles, CA
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Swedish / Norwegian / German / Spanish
The Shoes You Wore Today: either Black or Brown shoes
Your Weakness: I am too honest, nice, sensitive, and respectful
Your Fears: getting taken over by the aliens from the War of the Worlds TV series
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to work on a 35mm feature
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't know because IM is the worst timewaster in the world
Thoughts First Waking Up: "I'm not ready yet."
Your Best Physical Feature: perfect teeth, but still not quite to Matthew McConaughey level
Your Bedtime: 2:00 AM
Your Most Missed Memory: Being a naive, optimistic little brat
Pepsi or Coke: eh, whatever is cheaper and Vanilla
MacDonalds or Burger King: Since when did McDonald's have two "A"s in it?
Single or Group Dates: Single, I don't like to compete
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I am all about the 'Iced' Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Fucking Ulcers...
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: sure, all the god damn time... though not in the presence of a lady. What? You call YOURSELF a lady? Ha!
Do you Sing: matters how good I'm feeling
Do you Shower Daily: yup
Have you Been in Love: I think the question is "have I ever NOT been in love?"
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that... maybe if I needed a career change
Do you want to get Married: could I just skip dating and go direct to marriage?
Do you belive in yourself: No, I am a figment of my own imagination... and I think it's spelled 'Believe'
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if I read in the car
Do you think you are Attractive: probably more-so than other people think I am
Are you a Health Freak: yeah sure
Do you get along with your Parents: Very much so
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep
Do you play an Instrument: No, not really.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Let's see... I'm 27, single, my friends are a bunch of drunkards, and I lived until recently in Fairbanks Alaska... no, never
In the past month have you Smoked: a filthy habit... oh and 'no'
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I've been high on life.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: A few, but I don't think she likes me 'in that way'... :(
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No... the Bentley Bloze... and I do all my shopping at Fred Meyer anyway
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Why would I do that?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nah
In the past month have you been on Stage: does being on TV count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Never :(
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not really
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: never
Ever been Beaten up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: not since I was... seven (?)
How do you want to Die: Three words: "Struck" "By" "Lightning" ... or "Parachute Failure", one of the two
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An older version of myself
What country would you most like to Visit: East Germany, Yugoslavia, Czechoslovakia, and the Soviet Union
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: I dont care
Short or Long Hair: depends on the girl
Height: I can deal with short or tall
Weight: preferably above 100 but under.... let's go 220. Is she just big boned?
Best Clothing Style: A clothing what-now?
Number of Drugs I have taken: Are we still talking about the chick? Doesn't matter to me. She can be Courtney Love for all I care as long as she puts out. Also, are we including legal AND illegal drugs here or what?
Number of CDs I own: OK this is confusing, personally I own about 40, mostly movie soundtracks
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None, yuck
Number of things in my Past I Regret: luckily quitting Effexor killed my memory, so I'm sure there were lots of those... but fuck em, they're gone! HAHAHA, what?
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