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Hot Pocket

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About Me

I'm narcissistic, I'm pessimistic, I'm obsessive, I'm insecure. And I am so afraid of intimacy that every one of my relationships is a journey of self-sabotage that inevitably ends in a black vacuum of shattered expectations and despair.

My Interests


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Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Raphael
You can be considered the 'dark one' of your family. You're a hot-head, face it. Or...the 'Realist' some may say. It's a dog-eat-dog world, you're a pretty big dog. You normally lay low until some one gets up your back. You're anti-social and short-tempered...and you're not big on admitting it! But, even though you can act kinda rude and not-there, you're a rather large teddy bear on the inside when it comes to the ones you love...in danger. You hate being called a, 'softy' and you're always ready to 'bring it'.

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Music:

ABBA, Aerosmith, AMG, Ben Lee, Blink 182, Counting Crows, The Del Vikings, DMX, Dynamite Hack, Eminem, Eve 6, Frank Sinatra, The Fray, Get Up Kids, Hall and Oates, Harry Connick Jr, House of Dreams, INXS, Jet, Jack's Mannequin, Jimmy Eat World, Kraftwerk, Less Than Jake, Linkin Park, LL Cool J, Louis Armstrong, Mike Ness, Mozart, MXPX, My Friend Steve, Neil Diamond, New Found Glory, Oingo Boingo, Outkast, Phantom Planet, Queen, Rammstein, Something Corporate, Story of the Year, Sum 41, Sugarcult, Taking Back Sunday, Treble Charger, Tuft's Beelzebubs, U2, Vast, Yellowcard, Weezer, Weird Al Yankovic

Television:

Scrubs, Family Guy, Simpsons, Sealab 2021, Unsolved Mysteries

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, 1984, The Silence of the Lambs

Heroes:



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My Blog

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, but you’re just as guilty

I was gonna write a blog entry about the falsehood that the Japanese are a hard-working industrious people based on this video clip here But youtube had to go and take the steam out of tho...
Posted by Hot Pocket on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 02:48:00 PST

That’s not how one fixes things

Note to self: Do not fall asleep with novelty contact lenses purchased from Hong Kong still in eyes. May result in glaucoma. 
Posted by Hot Pocket on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 02:26:00 PST

Something Everyone Should be Excited About

It's gonna be a good week for Scrubs fans. On Thursday, October 25th, the season premier for Season Seven airs on NBC and then Tuesday, October 30th, Season Six comes out on DVD!Score!Don't act like y...
Posted by Hot Pocket on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:12:00 PST

That would have totally been a Conversation

Last nite I saw one of those commercials for the Life Alert systems on Cartoon Network at 11:48pm. Is that really the target demographic for the people that need Life Alert? I don't know many elderly ...
Posted by Hot Pocket on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 02:43:00 PST

She Blinded me with Science

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Posted by Hot Pocket on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:25:00 PST

Sing me something soft, sad and delicate, or loud and out of key

Sing like you think no one's listening Don't act like this has never happened to you. Kind of an old commercial but it's funny everytime. Funny cause it's true. When the sun came up, We w...
Posted by Hot Pocket on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 01:41:00 PST

Deadlines, Deadlines, Deadlines

My sister likes to solve all her problems with restraining orders
Posted by Hot Pocket on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:54:00 PST

Our common appreciation of culture

Lick me in the ass! Let us be glad! Grumbling is in vain! Growling, droning is in vain, is the true bane of life, Droning is in vain, Growling, droning is in vain, in vain! Thus let us be cheerful and...
Posted by Hot Pocket on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:57:00 PST

Listen........................................ Carefully

I leave for Ohio in just over six hours, I should probably be asleep. I can't tell if this is just my normal insomnia or anxiety keeping me awake. Im sure I'll be regretting it in the morning when I w...
Posted by Hot Pocket on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 11:42:00 PST

Our Favorite

On a whim I toasted a pop-tart in the toaster for the first time in like... a decade (probably longer) Holy shit, It was fucking delicious. Warm, crispy on the outside, gooey in the middle. I dunno wh...
Posted by Hot Pocket on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:37:00 PST