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About Me

Hello there...

I'm Jared. Yep. I'm currently in college and I'm finding out where I fit in life. I'm trying to figure out how I can best serve the community. Boo the "it's all about me" mentality, and BOO the "I need lots of money and cool junk cuz I'm an American" mentality. Just saying...

I'm a pretty personable guy, I'd like to think. Somewhat athletic, I suppose, and down for a jig on the dance floor at any point in the day! I love lots of music and really love to have fun (as if anyone doesn't). So hit me up for a chitty chat. Sadly, I do not have a webcam advertisement to insert here. Which means... My profile isn't fake! Yay!

Love,
Jared

My Interests

Hip Hop fo sho, God, B-ball, and... lots of other things. I'm flexible. I can put my foot behind my head.

I'd like to meet:

You.

Music:

Music is my sweet nasty love child. In the past we have consimated our relationship and have produced many offspring. Some of my favorite musical offspring includes but is not limited to:

Pigeon John,
The White Stripes,
Michael Jackson,
4th Avenue Jones,
Aerosmith,
Anberlin,
The Killers,
Death Cab For Cutie,
The CrackaJack Crew,
Deepspace 5,
Coldplay,
Dave Matthews Band,
Eisley,
Rob Hodge,
Family Force 5,
Thousand Foot Krutch,
Flyleaf,
Nickel Creek,
L.A. Symphony,
John Mayer,
Gnarles Barkley,
The Decemberists,
Beck,
Blackalicious,
and many others.

Movies:

Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail, Army of Darkness, Rat Race, Zoolander, Saving Silverman, and anything by Jim Carey or Chris Farly.

Television:

Seinfeld, Everybody Loves Raymond, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, In Living Color, SNL, The Office, and Sports Center. But I mainly just catch the occasional flick. So yeah...

Books:

The Bible, Blue Like Jazz, Systematic Theology, Revolution, Pocket Guide to the Bible, Why Do Men Have Nipples?, Love God With All Your Mind, Velvet Elvis, How To Be A Christian And Not Be An Idiot, and some others.

Heroes:

Jesus... and Bruce Cambell.

My Blog

Cold... Poop. I want warm.

What's the deal with the weather lately? Ice... Cold... Super cold... I'm ready for summer yo. Seriously. Unless it snows. We haven't got a really dope snow all winter. Just these little pansy snow th...
Posted by Mr. Beeeeezlay! on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:08:00 PST

I HATE the Kansas City Chiefs.

Seriously... Every Chiefs fan should get an award for actually being a fan. I consider myself pretty big-time fan of the Kansas City Chiefs and an intelligent one at that (you know, one who doesn't ma...
Posted by Mr. Beeeeezlay! on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 04:40:00 PST

Tomorrow = No Wisdom Teeth!

All four... Tomorrow... Gone. Oh gosh.By the way... My hair is gone. Chop and snip. Oh... And the new rap crap I'm working on is fire. Sizzle and crack-pop.Farewell!Your boyfriend,Jared...
Posted by Mr. Beeeeezlay! on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:26:00 PST

Finalzzzz...

Bring it. I am a death metal phenom rockin the freaking faces of finals this time of year. Shall I repeat? Yes. Wanna join me? Study time playerz....
Posted by Mr. Beeeeezlay! on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:42:00 PST

So lately...

I wake up, slap the crap out of that dreadful alarm clock. Bawoom! Roll out of bed with crazy messed up hair which is how it will stay the rest of the day most likely, then throw on my air force one's...
Posted by Mr. Beeeeezlay! on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 06:42:00 PST

Whipping myself into shape!

After months of slacking (approx. 6) and not working out... at all. I have decided to get back at it for real. I am going to get my butt into shape yo! This is just a public declaration that I needed ...
Posted by Mr. Beeeeezlay! on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:34:00 PST

I think I'll procrastinate tomorrow...

Darn me and my study habits. Oh drat and deadgum it friends! Why, oh why, do I put things off until the last minute? Oh God, I need your help. No seriously dude, help a brother out, cuz I keep getting...
Posted by Mr. Beeeeezlay! on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 12:40:00 PST

My friends are hitched. I am not.

This is how I find myself in a dilemma. Two of my good friends both just got married in the past two weekends. Which means less hang out time with Jared since he's not my wife. You can see my loss. Th...
Posted by Mr. Beeeeezlay! on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 05:27:00 PST

I updated this mess and yay for summer...

So it's crazy late right now for me. I'm so tired. Somehow the clock just keeps ticking and I seem to remain in a state in which my eyelids are peeled open. Shut you darn things, shut! But anywho, I t...
Posted by Mr. Beeeeezlay! on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:14:00 PST

My layout sucks... Sorry.

My layout is not cool... I don't have the time to make it cool.Thats it. That's all I wanted to say... The End.
Posted by Mr. Beeeeezlay! on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 12:19:00 PST