ok, i'll tell you all about me. i dance, i shimmy, i shake, i like music, animals, movies, the outdoors, i can hack a sack like no other & I wear a mean pair of dungarees. a born nomad am i, a believer in something different than you may find in any one book, i question things to no end. i believe that any good entity in this universe would rather see us free our minds & grow, that opposed to being loyal servants of a higher power. i'm not one of the followers, nor do i wish to lead. i don't like followers so why would i want any of those losers believing what i believe? go find your own ideas. mine aren't for sale. it wouldn't be right, i just wouldn't feel comfortable profiting on something i hold so dearly to my heart. however, i'm not gonna say you shouldn't send me any extra cash you may have lying around, only if it makes you feel good of course. wait, no, yeah, you really should send me some money when i think about it. if not for me, do it for the children, puppies & kittens of the world. they're all so soft & fuzzy that it just makes your heart melt. so when you feel that desire to give a helping hand, just open your wallet & send me whatever you can spare, me & my furry friends need all the help we can get...oh, and i have trouble staying on subject. i won't proclaim myself as being anything, i'd rather just be. other things i enjoy include photography, martin van buren, frozen fruit delights, offending the politically correct, making fun of people and devising ridiculous plans i'll never attempt...
