OneArmed profile picture

OneArmed

Martina Navratilova, your name is very fun to say.

About Me

I have land in northern MN, Mattistan to be precise. yup. sweet. buddie. I play alot of straight pool (14.1).


Join the Minnesota Straight Pool League @ mnstraightpool.com
Support Third Parties.

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
Lots of things annoy me. Shorter list by popular demand:
idiotic drivers, bling & grills, materialism, blatant inconsideration, ignorance, excessive cell phone use, spam, safety nazis, heat & humidity, Toby Keith, drunk people who get in your "personal space", my aching body parts, that high pitched sound a tv makes.

Lots of things don't annoy me. Existence of this list was created by no demand:
lakes, trees, billiards, boobs, thunderstorms, loons, grilling, cold weather, Turkish, fishing, Minnesotan and Canadian accents, cigarette smoke, watching ants or spiders eat things, stars, clouds, the Cresent Moon Bakery.

Lots of things I really could care less either way. No such list was demanded/exists.

My playlist last changed at 23:29 CST August 20th, 2007 AD. I'm either completely bored, completely busy, or neither. I prefer neither. I send random messages to mostly random people, try not to be freaked out.

chat with me on MSN Messenger = [email protected]

.blacktext12{
font-family:tahoma, arial, times new roman;font-size:8pt; color:00FF00; font-weight:normal;}.btext, .itext, .text{font-family:tahoma, arial, times new roman;font-size:8pt; color:00FF00; font-weight:normal;}.orangetext15{font-family:tahoma, arial, times new roman;color:00FF00; font-weight:normal;}.lightbluetext8{font-family:tahoma, arial, times new roman;font-size:8pt; color:00FF00; font-weight:normal;}.tmz_imp{font-family:arial;color:FF0000; font-weight:bold}a img{}a:hover img{}body

My Interests

Turkiye, Turkish and other languages like Arabic, Japanese, Chinese, Urdu, Latin, Finnish, history, firearms, billiards and pool, drumming, classical guitar, astronomy, science, Aikido, Kwong Sai Jook Lum, WWIIOL, hockey, soccer, baseball, curling, nature, fishing, biking, awesomeness. even bowling and tennis...

I'd like to meet:

People who speak Turkish, pool players, Iron Rangers, Newfies and Finns, and people not included in the first five statements. And extra-terrestrials.

Music:

MY eta carinae, ween, the jesus lizard, arcwelder, heiruspecs, self evident, shellac, big black, june of 44, mc chris, mr bungle, the advantage, brother ali, medeski martin and wood, nick cave, mozart, bob dylan, shellac, morphine, frank zappa, the mars volta, the dames, pixies, fugazi, don caballero, prokofiev, dinosaur jr, hank williams, big black, tom waits, baba zula, unsane, yes, the frogs, replikas, arcwelder, mondofilm, mudhoney, DVDA

Movies:

catch-22, ww2 flicks, amelie, star wars, cannibal the musical, 5th element, naked lunch, pi, BOB, visiontele, paths of glory, G.O.R.A., clerks, o brother where art thou, dogma, sleeper, talvisota (winter war), dr. strangelove, baraka, life aquatic, crouching tiger hidden dragon, 2001 space odyssey, contact, hunt for red october, se7en, the big lebowski, and so on, is anyone, actually, reading this

Television:

dead like me, futurama, arrested development, older adult swim shows, dr. venture, the office, scrubs, colbert report, newsradio, monk, history science and nature documentaries, mythbusters, survivorman, star trek, discovery channel ya ya ya the usual eh, but I really don't watch tv much (but on some occasions I watch alot) so I guess that means my brain is rotted. I do watch soccer (Newcastle Utd.) and MN Wild/Twins games on TV.

Books:

almost anything by harry turtledove, or about history, I've even read encyclopedias! I have way too many books on languages. I almost exclusively read reference material and non-fiction. Astronomy, physics, or even Aikido books. as well as a Playboy, National Geo, or a Bob the Angry Flower now and then on the toilet. The internet has decreased my reading interest greatly, although it is probably still considered reading. Three years of working at a library perhaps made up for it.

Heroes:

I have not witnessed many heroes, but there are/were alot of important and special people in my life. Of course, my family serves as people to emulate, love, or just generally point at and laugh.

My Blog

Bailout passes.

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate ...
Posted by OneArmed on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 10:41:00 PST

Jesse Ventura speaks at Rally for the Republic

I wouldn't mind Jesse as governor again. He is a bit crazy about the 9/11 truth stuff, but I still agree with him on most things...Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 ...
Posted by OneArmed on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:02:00 PST

New Housing Bill - time for a revolution

Campain For Liberty article on the latest housing bailout billDid you hear that the Bill just passed by bi-partisan Congress, and to be signed by Pres. Bush actually has "buried" amendments within it?...
Posted by OneArmed on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 09:14:00 PST

Do you play better pool while drinking?

A nice article about the effects of consuming alcohol while playing pocket billiards from the most excellent Dr. Dave @ billiards.colostate.edu ...
Posted by OneArmed on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 11:01:00 PST

Man sentenced to death via the Nanny State

The recent American way of doing things really pisses me off. Moral safety nazis are the scourage of our country. First smoking bans, now committing a man to a death sentance in need of a liver transp...
Posted by OneArmed on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:14:00 PST

Because Tammy did it.

SCATTERGORIES...it’s harder than it looks! . *Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following... *they have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up! Try to use differe...
Posted by OneArmed on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:22:00 PST

New season of MN Straight Pool League starting

The new season of Minnesota Straight Pool League begins in February. Check out www.mnstraightpool.com for details and to sign up! Registration ends January 25th!There are now 2 divisions, one on Satur...
Posted by OneArmed on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 08:26:00 PST

Essay on Feminism

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/iamafeminist.htmlThis was an older article I read awhile back (related to Ladder Theory) with an interesting look from a jaded male from IW about how he agrees with a...
Posted by OneArmed on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:14:00 PST

smoking ban...

Fuck Pawlenty.Fuck the Metro DFL'ers.Fuck the Southern Republicans.Fuck the Safety Nazis.That's all I have to say about that...well...almost.I might have found a loophole in the law. The law exempts s...
Posted by OneArmed on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 02:08:00 PST

Anyone intrerested in a curling team?

It would be Sundays at 4PM at the St Paul Curling Club.they can join me and Tammy in curling awesomeness...
Posted by OneArmed on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 08:26:00 PST