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Chris Toe

...It was like a failed experement from the Island of Dr. Moreau

About Me

I really like things that make me laugh.. Be it a damn good comedian, hilarious movie, some poor bastard with shit luck, or even my blind dog running in to things. Laughing helps me forget that life sucks. aw. I made myself sad =P

My Interests

♥ Calvin and Hobbes ♥ =D

guitar, cooking, video games, garfield, adventures, coffee, tea, comedy, driving in the fast lane, people who know what's what,
.............
The finer things in life.

I'd like to meet:

the back of your hand

Music:

Pink Floyd, The Eagles, Led Zeppelin, ACDC, Guns n' Roses, Weezer, Green Day, Chevelle, Jud Jud, Offspring, Primus, New Found Glory, NOFX, GWAR, White Zombie, Smashing Pumpkins, Crossbreed, Fear Factory, Gravity Kills, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Alice in Chains, Deftones, The Vandals, Megadeth, Sepultura, Theodis Ealey, Snoop, Tupac, Dre, NWA, MC Chris, Lil Jon, Shindig...

Movies:

ATL, Chasing Amy, Die Hard 2 and 3, The Green Mile, Jarhead, The Legend of 1900, Little Man Tate, Mall Rats, MST3K: The Movie, Office Space, Patch Adams, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Saved!, Scarface , The Shawshank Redemption, Terminator trilogy, This Island Earth, Varsity Blues

.....Some of my collection:
The Abyss, Almost Famous, Apocalypse Now, Boondock Saints, Born in East LA, both Bill and Ted's, Bowling for Columbine, Carrie, Dirty Work, Die Hard, Drop Dead Fred, Fahrenhiet 911, Fast Times, Full Metal Jacket, Groundhog Day, Hot Shots, Jersey Girl, Mask, May, ♥ Milo and Otis ♥ , One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Shrek 1 and 2, SLC Punk!, Snatch, American History X

And who could ever forget Chopper Dave's made-for-TV movie: Blades of Vengence?

Television:

Penn and Teller: Bullshit!, Futurama, Family Guy, SeaLab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, The Shield, The Big O (No, not that big O...), Ranger Smith, Myth Busters, How Do I Look, MASH, House, Scrubs............ I'm trying to ween myself off TV.........

Books:

Hannibal, The Silence of the Lambs. Yeah I'm all about Dr. Lector and Thomas Harris. Next up is Red Dragon!

Heroes:

Hannibal Lector. Also; Seth Able, Turgon, Gordon Freeman, Morgan Freeman, Morgan Lightfingers, Carl Johnson, Marcus Reed, Your Mom, Your Daid, George Carlin, Pablo Fransisco, Denis Leary, Your Graindaid, Group X, Henry Rollins, the creator of GGW =P

My Blog

I'm such a naughty boy...

No, this isn't as dirty as you may think... I was looking at my profile a minute ago, yknow.. the way you view it.... And I noticed..  It says I don't drink or smoke.  Slap my...
Posted by Chris Toe on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 04:37:00 PST

yep yep yep....

as some of you know, i am smoking again. and i have been for two or three months now. cigarettes, i'm not a stoner. so whatever, get over it. =P
Posted by Chris Toe on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 07:17:00 PST

They don't say 'don't try this at home' for nothing.......

okay. so those of you who live, or have lived, in sarasota may or may not have heard of munchies cafe. well. if you have, then you may or may not know that they have these 'fire in YOUR hole' wings......
Posted by Chris Toe on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 01:19:00 PST

Sarah Silverman Show.....

Okay, so it totally fucking sucks.... and it's really lame... and ... yeah.. but it's like crack or heroin... i get that first taste and now i gotta watch it.... i can't wait for fucking rehab......
Posted by Chris Toe on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 07:42:00 PST

Weird-ass dream...

So it starts out when I'm walking through one of my old jobs... The conveyor deals at a Dollar General distribution center. I'm walking along, and some jerry dildo to my right with a reach truck*...
Posted by Chris Toe on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:03:00 PST

Movie curiosity I...

Okay. So Mickey's is punk rock beer, right?  That's what Matt told me anyway.. Yet, in SLC Punk they go to a liquor store in Wyoming to get beer... Why would a store in Hickville, Wyoming ca...
Posted by Chris Toe on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 07:38:00 PST

You people... A rant about those few....

I got two words for you people who are always posting "talk to me! here's my aim" bulletins. Fucking Weak.  I mean seriously. nobody cares. if they did they would already be talking to you. "Talk...
Posted by Chris Toe on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:33:00 PST

So. It wasn't a snake or croc..

Steve Irwin. Damn. I mean, why not some asshole? Like a shit-brick mobster or something. I'm a little devistated. That's not the right word.. Maybe disapointed. But damn, he was one of the best guys o...
Posted by Chris Toe on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 07:38:00 PST

Funny thing I've noticed....

I like how myspace has a button to delete a friend while viewing that friend's bulletin post....  What does that say?  That people can say something so shitty that they have to be ...
Posted by Chris Toe on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 09:12:00 PST

So. I join the non-smokers again.

So yeah. I haven't had a cigarette in .. going on a week already. Now I was only smoking for about two years, so I know it's not really a big deal. But it's a deal enough to blog about it. Funny part...
Posted by Chris Toe on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 11:09:00 PST