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the fifth tire in the trunk

very cold arkansan in south dakota

About Me

i was born out west, raised down south, and all just to move to the north with the yankees. lol I am 45% White Trash.
.. The white trash in my blood will not keep me from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep me from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense. Take the
White Trash Test
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My Interests

i'm a trumpet player by trade. PRIDE OF THE DAKOTAS BABY! i also enjoy going out on the town ( wich hear consists of 5 bars lumped together on main st., just look for the touchdown jesus. you can't miss it) being out doors ( when it's not below zero hear) movies, driving, all different sports, and just hangin' with friends.

I'd like to meet:

more people who are up front and honest and tell it how it is. screw political correctness! Barney is Gangsta!

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Music:

i like a little bit of everything

Movies:

shrek, remember the titans, the guardian, pearl harbor, lord of war, jarhead, pirates of the carribean, friday night lights

Television:

desperate house wives ( if you were to do a little genetic engineering and cross mrs. solic with suzan you basicaly will creat my mother, so i don't recamend trying it if you are a scientist, please spare the world from going through that again!) Desperate Housewives Remix

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Books:

wells and lowery tell it like it's gunna be someday. i believe the no chiald left behind plan (thank you bush) is simply a forshadow of our future and further proves that someday everyone will see that i'm usually right.

Heroes:

the johnson police department, johnson arkansas. you guys rock my face off!!!!!!!!!! and officer suttly ( even though he left for fayetteville, lol. the cops in brookings, sd need to find a real job. and the UPD hear, well lets just say you can't spell stupid without UPD!

Video of Saddam Hussein being executed



Originally posted as a link on the Something Awful forums, I saved and uploaded it to google video before the it died.

My Blog

fun with sidewalk chalk!!!!!!!

well me an milisia tiedi discovered the other night just howmuch fun side walk chalk can be, especially whenit is on coull and mckinney's drive ways! (and the practice field) so, yea our band got a bu...
Posted by the fifth tire in the trunk on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 08:41:00 PST

THE DEPARTED

well i have some not so good news to report. to some of you this will be old news, and to others it will be expected news. in april i had to put Handsome down. for those of you who didn't know him i a...
Posted by the fifth tire in the trunk on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:23:00 PST

tonight's state of the union address is brought to you by...

tonight's state of the union address have been brought to you by the letter T! T for TERRORIST!  let me sum it up incase u had enough channels to not have to watch it. bush has fucked us and now ...
Posted by the fifth tire in the trunk on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:02:00 PST

back to the rat race

well i got back to south dakota tuesday thinking it would be back to normal, then i opened my front door! i was shocked at what i saw. my dogs had not been looked in on for at least 24 hours and the b...
Posted by the fifth tire in the trunk on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:34:00 PST

perky people suck

perky people are annoying. what makes them think they can solve everybodies problems and why is it that if you don't answere there questions in that same perky tone you get some cheerleader response l...
Posted by the fifth tire in the trunk on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:01:00 PST

what a weekend

damn, we partied our asses off this weekend! i threw a doubleheader! two house parties in one weekend. it was crazy fun. i am still finding jungle juice in my house. and someone lost some boxers. but ...
Posted by the fifth tire in the trunk on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:01:00 PST

i'll tell ya how the cold is!

well everyone keeps asking me the same question, " so how is it freezing your ass off?" so i will answere it here. it's not to bad you just make shure and check the weather and layer your clothes. one...
Posted by the fifth tire in the trunk on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 06:40:00 PST

i can't do the full monty anymore

well i don't get to do the full monty anymore becaused it closed today. i couldn't believe when they anounced that the drama department's musical this semester would be the full monty. i was like...
Posted by the fifth tire in the trunk on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 06:02:00 PST

u lucky bastards

i can;t believe u bastards in arkansas are gettinga snow day before me! i'm the dumbass in south dakota! i should be tunneling to get to class and work. but nooooo we are in a stupid draught so we don...
Posted by the fifth tire in the trunk on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 04:06:00 PST