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About Me


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    Entire family is from the lovely island of Aruba!
    Born 1974 in St. Croix, US Virgin Islands.
    Lived in Puerto Rico 1975 - 1979.
    Lived in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia 1979 - 1982.
    Lived in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia 1982 - 1985.
    Lived in Aruba 1985 - 1987.
    Lived in Curacao 1986.
    Lived in Cincinnati, OH 1987 - Present (on and off).
    Lived in Toledo, OH for film school 1993 - 1995.
    Lived in Las Vegas, NV Sep 1998 - Apr 1999.
    Love to travel; as a child, travelled to London, Egypt, Bangkok, Kuala Lumpur, Switzerland, Venezuela, Curacao, Madrid.
I love movies. Talking about, writing, watching movies.
I'm quite the cynic, and I believe there's humor in nearly everything.
I've been in a movie with Jack Black and Seth Green...

...but their fame (or talent) didn't rub off on me.
JACKASS DU JOUR

One of these is a pig; the other is a big fat hog.
One has a hand up its ass; the other has a big stick up its ass.
One makes Kermit smell like pork; the other sweats pork fat.

My Interests

Cooking.
Movies.
Music.
Rum.
Sex.
Travel.
(not in any order, except alphabetical)

I'd like to meet:

You. And Lindsay.

Music:


Klee - Gold

Dance.
Basement Jaxx, Chemical Brothers, The Crystal Method, Daft Punk, DJ Sammy, David Guetta, Lords of Acid, Moby, Paul Oakenfold, The Prodigy.

Pop & Rock & PopRock.
ABBA, AC/DC, Alice in Chains, The Beatles, Beck, The Bee Gees, Michelle Branch, Jackson Browne, Bush, Coldplay, Cut Copy, Enya, Faith No More, Filter, Fishbone, Fleetwood Mac, INXS, Jamiroquai, Jellyfish, Jet, Journey, The Killers, Lenny Kravitz, Led Zeppelin, Living Colour, Madonna, Men Women & Children, Mew, Mika, Mr. Bungle, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Phoenix, Pink Floyd, The Police, Queen, Saga, Scissor Sisters, The Scorpions, Seal, Smashing Pumpkins, Steely Dan, Stone Temple Pilots, Tahiti 80, Toto, U2, Uriah Heep, Van Halen, VHS Or Beta, Zoot Woman.

Alternative.
The Alarm, Aztec Camera, Blur, The Chameleons UK, The Clash, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Doves, Dread Zeppelin, Erasure, Garbage, Guadalcanal Diary, It's Immaterial, Ivy, Jesus Jones, The Jesus & Mary Chain, Material Issue, The Mission UK, Peter Murphy, New Order & family (Joy Division, Revenge, Electronic, The Other Two, Monaco), Pixies, Pop Will Eat Itself, Public Image Ltd, Radiohead, The Railway Children, Roxy Music, Sisters of Mercy, The Smiths, The Spent Poets, Squeeze, The Stone Roses, The Stranglers, Suede, The The, Too Much Joy, The Waterboys, The Wonder Stuff, World Party.

R&B/Rap/Hip-Hop/Reggae/Funk.
Anita Baker, Black Eyed Peas, Blowfly, Bone Thugs 'n' Harmony, Toni Braxton, Brick, Champaign, The Commodores, The Dazz Band, The Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy, Earth Wind & Fire, Eminem, Marvin Gaye, G-Unit, Michael Jackson, KC & the Sunshine Band, Kool & the Gang, Bob Marley & the Wailers, OutKast, Parliament, Shaggy, Steel Pulse, TLC, Barry White, Stevie Wonder, Yellowman, Zapp.

80's New Wave.
You name it, I'd probably like it, even if it sucks.

70's Disco.
Disco forever, bitches!

Shoegazing.
The Boo Radleys, Catherine Wheel, Chapterhouse, Curve, Kitchens of Distinction, Lush, Majesty Crush, Medicine, Moose, My Bloody Valentine, Pale Saints, Ride, Slowdive, Swervedriver, Thousand Yard Stare.

F*** Country!!! "Country music" is an oxymoron.

I don't care for the end rap in Blondie's "Rapture".

Anal Latrine (Avril Lavigne) and Torn-Up Anus (Tori Amos) are two people I'd like to kick in the shins.

Movies:


Forgetting Sarah Marshall
ANGELO LIKES
28 Days Later; 40-Year-Old Virgin; The Adventures of Baron Munchausen; The Aristocrats; Bad Santa; Battle Royale; Black Sunday (1977); Borat: Cultural Learnings In America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan; Carlito's Way; Chasing Amy; Children of Men; Citizen X; The Constant Gardener; Dawn of the Dead (1979 & 2004); Dead Alive; The Descent; Dogma; Fight Club; From Dusk Till Dawn; Galaxy Quest; The Game; Glory; The Godfather I & II; GoodFellas; Grindhouse; Gwoemul (The Host); Halloween; Heat; The Hills Have Eyes (2006); Hostel; Hot Fuzz; Indiana Jones series; Jaws; King Kong (2005); Kingpin; Knocked Up; Kung Fu Hustle; Layer Cake; The Lord of the Rings trilogy; Love & Death; Mallrats; Munich; Muriel's Wedding; Nacho Libre; Napoleon Dynamite; Oldboy; One Day In September; Pan's Labyrinth; Saving Private Ryan; Saw; Schindler's List; Set It Off; Shallow Grave; Shaun of the Dead; Snatch; South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut; Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story; Strange Days; Superbad; The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3 (1974); The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974 & 2003); The Thing; Top Secret!; Trainspotting; True Romance; The Usual Suspects; Very Bad Things; Wedding Crashers.
Horror movies (especially bad Italian Zombie flicks), Kung Fu movies.
ANGELO ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT LIKE
Best In Show or any other Christopher Guest "movies", quote-unquote; The last 20 minutes of Castaway; Lost In Translation; The last 5 minutes of Mission Impossible 3; Mel Brooks' movies since 1987; The Rocky Horror Picture Show; Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow; Scarlett Johanssen; Syriana; Vanilla Sky; The Wizard of Oz.

Television:


Unbeatable Banzuke

Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Arrested Development, Band of Brothers, BBQ with Bobby Flay, Boy Meets Grill, Chappelle's Show, Clerks Animated Series, Deadwood, Drawn Together, Entourage, Extras, Family Guy, Freaks and Geeks, Friends, From the Earth to the Moon, Futurama, Greg the Bunny, Heroes, Jackass, Kitchen Confidential, Last Comic Standing, Lost, Ninja Warrior, The Office (UK & US versions), Planet Earth, Robot Chicken, Rocko's Modern Life, The Simpsons, The Twilight Zone (original B&W), Unbeatable Banzuke, Undeclared, The Venture Bros., VH1 Classic's The Alternative, Whose Line Is It Anyway? (UK & US versions), Wonder Showzen.

Heroes:


Franklin - I don't want no part of your tired-ass country club, you freak bitch!

Bryan Ferry - He's so f*ck*ng suave! The suavest motherf*ck*r in all creation! I'd walk right up to him and say, "Bryan, you are the suavest motherf*ck*r in all Creation! You make Hugh Hefner look like a Nickel-and-Dime pimp, you f*ck*ng suave f*ck!"

Ralph Fiennes - When I die, I'd like to come back as this dude! I mean it. If I looked like this guy, I'd have been married 6 times by now, each wife hotter than the last!

Mr. Bananagrabber - Look! A seagull!

My Blog

Oh, Heavens! The Best and Worst of Two-Oh-Oh-Seven

Best Album of 2007 VHS Or Beta  Bring on the Comets Turn it on and transport yourself to 1982, where catchy hooks, hummable lyrics, and lack of ego mattered. The album begins with its ow...
Posted by The Angelo da Mangelo Fan Club on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 12:59:00 PST

Oscar Schmoscar: My Top 2-times-5 of Oh-Five

1.         King KongIn 1994, a friend brought a video to watch called Dead Alive.  It was the most violent and surprisingly funny zombie film I've ever seen.  Through 11 years, I've watched the film's...
Posted by The Angelo da Mangelo Fan Club on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 09:05:00 PST

Oscar Schmoscar: My Fave Flix of Oh-Six

1.         The Descent Who woulda thunk it?  A horror film at the top of a "Top Movies of '06" list?  I think Stephen King said it best when he submi...
Posted by The Angelo da Mangelo Fan Club on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 12:38:00 PST

The Cowboy Gay

DISCLAIMER FOR THE LITIGIOUS This essay contains adult content.  You must be 18 and over to read this without me getting into trouble. I am not gay.  I am straight and comfortable with my ...
Posted by The Angelo da Mangelo Fan Club on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 06:44:00 PST

I've Had Enough Of...

I've Had Enough Of... ...political protesters.  You haven't made any difference in all these years.  Give it up and vote differently next time. ...Bring Your Daughter To Work Day.  Peop...
Posted by The Angelo da Mangelo Fan Club on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST