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~*Kimberly*~

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. . .A Little Bit About Kimbo...1. I'm 21 years old 2. I'm married to one of the most awesome men on the planet 3. I have a four month-old daughter named Ashley 4. I was reborn the day I gave birth to her 5. I'm a full time nursing student with a 4.0 GPA 6. I'm a member of the Phi Theta Kappa Honors society 7. I'm expecting- again. 8. I'm headstrong- nothing, not even two kids under two, is going to stop me from getting this degree 9. I plan on graduating Valedictorian of the class of 2009 10. I have worked at some of the most random places in my life 11. I enjoy music- playing it, listening to it, making it 12. My favorite genres of music are metal and hard rock 13. There is no other ACC College Basketball team but the University of North Carolina Tar Heels- UNC!!! 14. See above. 15. My single favorite movie of all time: The Crow. 16. I cry everytime I watch the above movie. 17. I enjoy a good cry. 18. I enjoy a good scream. 19. I enjoy a good spanking. 20. Just kidding about that last one (I am married you know...)- are you paying attention? 21. I'm extremely liberal. 22. I love piercings- I have 10 ear piercings and a brow 23. My two favorite places to eat in Elizabeth City are Dragon Buffet and Briannas. 24. I'm easily bribed with General Tso Chicken and Lo Mein 25. I get the randomest cravings at the randomest times... 26. I hate drama. 27. See above. 28. I play Yu-Gi-Oh and Magic the Gathering 29. Don't joke. 30. My husband and I collect Monopoly games 31. I have a chihuahua named Chico 32. He's blatently homosexual. 33. Which is fine by me. 34. I miss my duck. I used to have a fat ass pet duck named Lenny that I raised from a duckling, but had to get rid of him, so I donated him to Pasquotank County High School's Animal Sciences class- they take good care of him, and he's had lots of babies. :) 35. I am keeper of all "Chuck Norris" jokes. 36. I'm Wiccan 37. My husband and I play Rockband on PS3 every chance we get. 38. I watch wrestling. 39. I do most of my reading on the toilet. 40. My t.v. is constantly on CNN (except when Eddie's home... he can't stand it.) 41. I had a gastric bypass three years ago, lost 300 lbs, and gained 75 back. But if I can ever stop making babies, I'm getting back into shape. 42. My husband and I love to go to the gym together. 43. I would die without internet access. 44. My favorite drink is Dr. Pepper. It courses through my veins. 45. I'm a huge advocator for comprehensive sex ed 46. My other passion in life is constitutional law, and had I not gotten married and had children, I'd be in law school right now. 47. But I'd rather be on the path I'm on now. 48. Does it really matter what Jesus would have done? 49. I'm self-conscious, especially when it comes to my teeth. 50. I'm in the process of learning fluent Spanish. Next up: Chinese. . . .

My Interests

See right for fascinating facts.

I'd like to meet:

Eh- I'm not a social butterfly by any means. See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Music:

Pretty much anything with a track... I'm not inclusive. (Just look at the playlist...)I was a drummer for 4 years in school, and play a little piano, trying to learn guitar but i stink... other than that, vocals

Television:

Family Guy (I'm in love with Quagmire), Robot Chicken, Futurama, Metalocalypse, Squidbillies, and WWE Raw and Smackdown. I'm also a Jeopardy nerd (yeah, yeah).

Books:

I read pretty much any and everything.

Heroes:

Hazelnut!!! . . . .

My Blog

Baby Instructions (For New Parents...)

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Posted by ~*Kimberly*~ on Mon, 05 May 2008 11:29:00 PST

A Big What the Fuck...

Alright... So thanks to Nick, I'll never eat Salsa or drink from a cup again. For those of you who've never seen/heard about this shit (like me), google "2 girls and a cup" and http://www.salsasnack....
Posted by ~*Kimberly*~ on Mon, 05 May 2008 09:31:00 PST

Wii-tarded Shopping Trip

Eddie just got the check from the insurance company of the guy who rear-ended him, and it was way more than we were expecting, so we went out to buy some stuff.  (After paying like two months' bi...
Posted by ~*Kimberly*~ on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:48:00 PST

Opening a business...

So Eddie just called me out of the blue and asked "Hey babe- what do you think about opening our own business?" We've talked about it- alot- and I think it would be a pretty good idea.  He s...
Posted by ~*Kimberly*~ on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 10:03:00 PST

Sexy Is...

Sexy Is... Not to be defined.  But here's some people (or things) that I find sexy.  1.  Johnny Depp as Sweeny Todd.  Nothing sexier than a gothy musical.  2.  Brando...
Posted by ~*Kimberly*~ on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:54:00 PST

someone just tried to break into our house.

Alright, so we've been here for like two or three weeks- Me and Eddie were going outside on the porch for him to smoke his last ciggarrette, when all of a sudden someone came from the side of the hous...
Posted by ~*Kimberly*~ on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:32:00 PST

Funny, Random News Stories

I admit- I’ve seen some weird shit in the headlines lately, but nothing can top this: 1. "Man caught on tape having sex with picnic table"- Aparently, this dude was boinging the hole in the picn...
Posted by ~*Kimberly*~ on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:17:00 PST

New Place, New Start

Alright- so let’s review... In the two years and five months I’ve known Eddie, we’ve moved around quite a bit.  We’ve lived at a fishing lodge (which was an interesting ex...
Posted by ~*Kimberly*~ on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:03:00 PST

Chuck Norris Facts... 1-50

Because you just can’t get enough of Chuck Norris... Random Facts About Chuck Norris 1. Chuck Norris can make onions cry. 2. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin 3. Bill Gates lives in cons...
Posted by ~*Kimberly*~ on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:33:00 PST

Ugh.

I feel like shit.  I’m exhausted, I’m sick, my body hurts, I look like shit, and I don’t want to do anything but go back to bed and wallow in my pillow wonderland.  I&rsquo...
Posted by ~*Kimberly*~ on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:11:00 PST