Old Pervert Who Shouldn't Be Emailing You

Got A Daddy Complex?

About Me

I'm old and I'm trying to recapture my youth by hitting on girls on the internet. What's wrong with me??? I'm such a scumbag!

My Interests

Sitting around my basement in my underwear surfing the web for girls over 20 years younger than me. I know. Ewwwww is right!

I'd like to meet:

Um... You.

Heroes:

Ron Jeremy, Jack Nicholson.