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Danielle

Brilliantly devious, or something of that nature. :)

About Me

Hey you guys, it's me, Danielle!! Let's see, what should I tell you about me other than that??? I'm an English major. I love my friends and family. I'm kind of scared of birds; I really think it's a shame that dinosaurs evolved into those guys. I like eating with chopsticks. I like making robot heads out of cardboard boxes at Little Caesars. My bed has dinosaur sheets on it. I still like playing Super Nintendo. My favorite colors (together not separately) are pink and lime green. Ok, I think that adequately sums up my entire character. Love you guys!! :)
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My Interests

dinosaurs, evolution, drawing cartoons animals on things, pizza, quantum physics (I'm just starting to learn about this one, so don't ask me any questions yet), misguided love, individual differences in perception, parts of the brain and what they do, monsters, painting, coloring books, crossword puzzles, painting my toenails, colorful socks, carving pumpkins

I'd like to meet:

A genetic engineer who can hybrid a chicken with a fish, as well as his numerous failed and successful prototypes.

Music:

The Killers, The Velvet Underground, Thao with the Get Down Stay Down, Modest Mouse, B.B. King, The Black Keys, Diana Ross and the Supremes, Cake, The Strokes, The Shins, Violent Femmes, Butthole Surfers, Ben Harper, Jack Johnson, Simone White, Aesop Rock, Young Blood Brass Band

Movies:

I don't watch that many movies... yeah, I'm boring I know.. but some of my favorites are Amelie, Love Actually, Moulin Rouge, Office Space, Death to Smoochy, Orange County, Ninja Turtles, and Benny and Joon.

Television:

OETA, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Arrested Development, Hell's Kitchen, Sealab

Books:

Right now, I am working on reading Einstein's Universe and Candide.

Heroes:

Anyone who comes to my rescue in my time of need. You guys rock!!

My Blog

Join my cause!

Hey my darling blog readers, I've missed you guys.  I've been lost in a world of quiet contemplation about various conspiracy theories for awhile now, and upon all of this silent reflection, I ha...
Posted by Danielle on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:30:00 PST

Hatin' the Humidity

No seriously... Humidity blows.... and Rosita and I are refusing to turn our AC on because we are trying to save on electricity..... So that's about how that goes..Well.. I guess I will have to inform...
Posted by Danielle on Tue, 01 May 2007 12:29:00 PST

Fate has dealt me a cruel hand..

To be tricked............scammedmy emotions.........strung along To be baited................with the image of all that is good...of double stuf Oreos, a flower, a movie featuring Ashton Kutcher ...
Posted by Danielle on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 11:21:00 PST

Drowning in my own sorrow

    Ah, life.... a word with 4 letters in it.  a sad word... my life is like so mega sad right now... i can't imagine how i could possibly tolerate living any longer... well aside ...
Posted by Danielle on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:01:00 PST

Fear the Patriot Act and Sunbeam Blenders (if you know what's good for you.)

Since I am egotistical, I normally prefer to blog about myself, but  I have recently discovered a horrifying government conspiracy that the public MUST be aware of, if there is any hope of puttin...
Posted by Danielle on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 01:45:00 PST

A pitiful attempt at blogging, but you can read it anyway

Ok after this blog, I am officially going to bed... I really should be way more tired than I am.... I probably am tired and I just don't realize it.  For those of you who don't know I am sick.&nb...
Posted by Danielle on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:51:00 PST

A tragic story (about me)

Ok, so I haven't blogged in awhile, but when you hear what happened to me, I am sure that you will all be able to understand why the blogs have been so few and far between.  Lets suffice it to sa...
Posted by Danielle on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:10:00 PST

Yay!

Ok guys, I am back and better than ever.  I know this might sound really weird, and maybe kind of awful, but I think that getting in a 5 car pileup really did me some good.  I totally upgrad...
Posted by Danielle on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:45:00 PST

Questions....

Ok, I have been instructed to leave a blog with an open ended question for all my loyal readers to answer.  So here is a question.  Do you see me as an evil communist dictator, the captain o...
Posted by Danielle on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 12:23:00 PST

The unfortunate tale of Joshua Taylor Sauer

I have a friend named Joshua Sauer.  Josh used to make pizzas for a living, now he pushes in chairs all day long, well actually all night long, Josh Sauer works graveyard shift at the casino.&nbs...
Posted by Danielle on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 12:00:00 PST