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ZacharyPaulSire

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About Me

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"and then the answer comes to her: ALL broken hearts are circumstantial. every lovelorn jerk is the victim of bad timing, good intentions, and someone else's poor decision making." -Joshua Ferris
"For what is man without desires, without free will, and without the power of choice but a stop in an organ pipe?" -Fyodor Dostoevsky
"...et, quand elle exhala son dernier souffle, elle crut voir, dans les cieux entrouverts, un perroquet gigantesque, planant au-dessus de sa tête." -Gustave Flaubert
"Among other things, you'll find that you're not the first person who was ever confused and frightened and even sickened by human behavior. You're by no means alone on that score, you'll be excited and stimulated to know. Many, many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now. Happily, some of them kept records of their troubles. You'll learn from them - if you want to. Just as someday, if you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It's a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn't education. It's history. It's poetry." -J.D. Salinger
"If I'd written all the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people - including me - would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism." -Hunter S. Thompson
"Fidelity to the subject's thought and to his characteristic way of expressing himself is the sine qua non of journalistic quotation." -Janet Malcolm
"Writers are always selling somebody out." -Joan Didion

My Interests

Music:

Travis, Ed Harcourt, Madonna, Radiohead, Fiona Apple, Depeche Mode, Tori Amos, Sandra Bernhard, Postal Service, Rilo Kiley, David Mead, Goldfrapp, Joan Armatrading, Herbert, Ani DiFranco, Jeff Buckley, Gomez, No Doubt, Massive Attack, Wilco, Joseph Arthur, Sia, Snow Patrol, Ryan Adams, Regina Spektor, Ron Sexsmith, Coldplay, Poe, Aimee Mann, Muse, Damien Rice, Bjork, Andrew Bird, Bright Eyes, Chris Garneau, Killers, Sigur Ros

Movies:

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Ghost World, Lives of Others, Romy & Michelle, Moulin Rouge, A.I., Year of the Dog, Into The Wild, Cast Away, Eyes Wide Shut, Halloween, Planes Trains Autos, Goonies, Bourne, Moving Violations, Bound, Romancing The Stone, Big Business, Showgirls, Dogville, Dancer In The Dark, Leaving Las Vegas

Television:

Weeds, 30 Rock, Colbert, Big Brother, Daily Show, Three's Company, 24 Seasons 1-5,

Books:

Flaubert, Lethem, Didion

Heroes:

those who spend as much time dreaming as they do doing

My Blog

The Culture Of The Con (rev: 3/5/08)

Anyone feel like faking a memoir? It's all the rage right now. In recent years we've had JT Leroy, James Frey, and now this loser. No doubt there are countless others. I just read this from the In...
Posted by ZacharyPaulSire on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:27:00 PST

Chin Music For The Unsuspecting Hero

by mark foster today i walked through the door and fell down on my floorgot all of my papers out and read them seems that i have been wandering for a little too longyeah the desert can be hot if you'r...
Posted by ZacharyPaulSire on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 02:40:00 PST

drinking wine again

it had been a long time since i had drank wine. the last time i can remember was when i lived with my mother in 2005, and i had opened up a bottle of red when the sprinklers went off at midnight.&nbs...
Posted by ZacharyPaulSire on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:00:00 PST

the air is thicker

the air is thicker here, and the sun doesn't feel like poison. it just hangs out, nothing extreme, it just hangs out. my breaths are deeper and less shallow, and i'm not noticing how hard my heart i...
Posted by ZacharyPaulSire on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:23:00 PST

Even More Fiction!

Being O.K. With PontiacBy Zachary Sire It struck him when he learned that horses were measured in units called hands. A large one would be seventeen hands. He didn't know why he found it so nice,...
Posted by ZacharyPaulSire on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 04:20:00 PST

L.R.B.

I usually ate soft boiled eggs in the little red bowl.  The little red bowl is just thatlittle, red, and a bowl.  Although in retrospect, it's more of a reddish purple than a straight up re...
Posted by ZacharyPaulSire on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 10:39:00 PST

Everything I Needed To Know Was On Between Noon & 3 p.m.

Santa Barbara was an American soap opera that featured daytime TV's first Latino male/Caucasian female love story. Their names were Cruz Castillo and Eden Capwell, and while the show itself was short...
Posted by ZacharyPaulSire on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 07:33:00 PST

What an AMAZING evening!

Have I mentioned how much I love bugs...particularly mosquitos? Well, I do! I mean, who wouldn't love being awakened 3, 4, 5, 124 times a night by the romantic humming of a mosquito in your ear, ten...
Posted by ZacharyPaulSire on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 10:14:00 PST

i would like nothing more

than to have about 10 cigarettes right now...spread out over a 90-minute period or so. i'd also have 2 or 3 shots of ice cold jager, chased each time with a miller lite.i would do all of this with th...
Posted by ZacharyPaulSire on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 09:06:00 PST

Worst. Article. Ever.

Please read this article from today's New York Times on literary hoax Laura Albert.  Is it a profile?  A news item?  A fucking travelogue?  A grammatical and structural disaster?&n...
Posted by ZacharyPaulSire on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:46:00 PST