A Clothesline of LIES! |
So I've heard that clothes dried on the line smell amazing. Not if you live in Los Angeles. My clothes smell like dirt.
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 04:47:00 GMT |
What is Fajee you ask? |
Well, maybe but probably not. You probably just pretended you knew when I used it in conversation. Well, be left in the dark no more (unless you asked, then you already know)! Let me break it down fo...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 17:21:00 GMT |
Coastal Clean-up Day!! |
Please join me for International Coastal Clean Up Day!It's lots of fun, a day at the beach, and that warm fuzzy feeling you get by making the world a better place.Check out Heal the Bay's site for mor...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:30:00 GMT |
Get Awkward |
(After some flirty conversation)Hipster guy: Could I take you out to dinner sometime?Me: (Hesitate, avert eyes, bite lip.)HG: Oh, I should have known, you have a boyfriend. . .Me: (Hesitating)No, it's...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 05:17:00 GMT |
Body Parts (Part 1) |
Guess what I found on the beach?!? A vertebrae! Specifically the axis of an adult female homosapien. No shit.
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 10:29:00 GMT |
Parking Enforcement |
So, you know those parking enforcement vehicles always buzzing around like vultures in Santa Monica? You know, those little bubble cars that looks like a tricycle and a golf cart had a pissy little ba...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:38:00 GMT |
Reading is Sexy |
So I have decided to go into publishing. My first book, "What's Your Fucking Problem?", semi-arbitrarily lumps most of our bullshit yuppie problems into ten catagories that anyone can identify with: ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:01:00 GMT |
Be more interesting. Learn a new vocabulary word. |
Gravitas: Describing a character trait or virtue of having dignity purpose, duty, responsibility. Making whatever you say sound really important. Having balls.
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 21:10:00 GMT |
Be more interesting. Learn a new personality disorder. |
I FUCKING HATE people with this disorder. But I love knowing what is wrong with them.
Enjoy.
Histrionic personality disorder: is a type of personality disorder in which the affected indivi...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 20:45:00 GMT |
The dawn of the age of Pisces. |
In astrology, the planet Uranus, known as the awakener, brings sudden realizations and flashes of brilliance, which often lead to innovation, technical revolutions, and societal evolution. Like all th...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 07:41:00 GMT |
