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*johnny reject

i found out all my heroes are just parasites.

About Me

there's only little to know about me.
some might know me by *johnny, some by amok.
i'm running the austrian punkrock community neustadtpunk.net
i'm not very talkative and it will take me ages to finally get back to you.
chances are good that i never will. chances are just chances though.
i promote/book/manage bands.
i used to be on TV .
i'm easily amused, and can prove it.
i'm a vegetarian.
i'll give you my heart if you give me some pizza.
i'm secretly in love with Mr. Blonde .
i'm overly obsessed with hipbones. mind showing off yours?
i also like visible collarbones. i can't help.
i won't accept your bands' requests unless you send a message first.
i'm currently living in Berlin, but actually i'm from Austria.
Life's weird and it scares me to death sometimes.
if only time wasn't sitting so heavily on my shoulders.
oh, and most importantly...
you don't need to look beautiful to be beautiful. get me?

My Interests

Luxury

I'd like to meet:


Television:

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

Heroes:

"When I get drunk I'm usually over-the-top happy, just on a mission. It's like all or nothing. You can stay at home and be sober, or get completely drunk. I wish I could be all polite and sit and drink two bottles of red wine and make it last for nine hours, but unh-uh. It has to be fucking blitzkrieg." (björk)

My Blog

controlling the billboards.

i know i've been stripping down communication on this page for quite a while now. you might ask, what's up with johnny, what is he doing? well, there's not much to tell you. the simple truth that is. ...
Posted by *johnny reject on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:07:00 PST

i'm feeling funny today, kind of.

A horse walks into a bar...Bartender says, "Why the long face?"HAHAHA. fantastic. one more? here we go. A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says, "Can I have a gin and .....................................
Posted by *johnny reject on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 06:49:00 PST