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Donovan

I. am. a. cat.

About Me



I am a cat, meow. I live in Leicester with Kev, Chambo and Woody, meow meow. I used to live with mad Mary but i was too naughty so I was sent on a shitty car journey to the BSE.

My Interests

Pissing in the bath, scratching (like a cat, not like a dj), walloping and banging.

I'd like to meet:

Top Cat

Nelson Mandela

Tom, from Tom & Jerry

Richie Sambora

The Cat from Coronation Street

Ironing Board

Salem from Sabrina The Teeange Witch

Smokey from Smokey and The Bandit

Music:

Cat Stevens

Television:

The telly doesnt work.

Heroes:

Frazz

Face & Will the Pill

John o' Donovan