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Deputy English Destruction

Try a boom cha boom cha cheeee - How the hell am I supposed to play to you making noises?

About Me

I'm loud, obnoxious, I talk fast, and I am a blur of speed.LOVEMYFLASH CODE
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My Interests

Working! I work all the time! It's crazy and I love it!I have four jobs right now and I go to the church weeknights and sometimes on the weekends.I like fast cars, motorcycles, computers, loud speakers, singing, playing guitar, playing drums, working, meeting new people, being sarcastic. I would say my favorite thing is making people laugh... I'm pretty good at that.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Lynyrd Skynyrd, David Banner (Cadillacs on 22's!!!), Cradle of Filth, Aphex Twin, At the Gates, Caliban, Trivium, Foreigner, Jackyl, Lamb of God, Louis Armstrong, Megadeth, Mudvayne, Opeth, Ordinary Peoples, Beethoven, Rachmaninoff, Chopin, Mozart, Bach, OAR, Pearl Jam, Poets of the Fall, Phish, Scatman John, Shadows Fall, Silverstein, Smashing Pumpkins, Staind (Their first cd only), Sublime, Styx, Symphony X, Unearth, George Benson, Gary Jules, Slayer, In Flames, Children of Bodom, Atreyu, Killswitch Engage, Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, Dashboard Confessional, The Genitals, UNDEROATH, Coldplay, SOAD, Rascal Flatts, Art Pepper, Stan Getz, Saosin, Nirvana, John Coltrane, Ella Fitzgerald, Duke Ellington, Incubus, As I Lay Dying, Panic at the Disco, Electric 6, Avenged Sevenfold, A Static Lullaby, Armor for Sleep, As Cities Burn, Between the Buried and Me, Bleeding Through, Emery, Every Time I Die, Haste the Day, Funeral for a Friend, Minus the Bear, Hopesfall, NIN, 311, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Kill Hannah, Lacuna Coil, My Chemical Romance, Norma Jean, Otep, Poison the Well, Story of the Year, Taking Back Sunday, With Broken Wings, Bullet for my Valentine, From Autumn to Ashes, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, The Bled, Alexisonfire, Chiodos, The Sound of Animals Fighting, Circa Survive, The Postal Service, Dntel, Rx Bandits, The Receiving End of Sirens, Damiera, HORSE the band, Hollywood Undead, SKY EATS AIRPLANE, DANCE GAVIN DANCE, Emerosa, Sky Lit Drive, In Fear and Faith, Your Hero, LoveHateHero, and lots of other stuff else

Movies:

Battle Royale, Requiem for a Dream, Donnie Darko, Orgasmo, UHF, Officespace, The Butterfly Effect, Amadeus, Big Money Hustlas, Freddy got Fingered, Jackass, any zombie movie, any underground crap horror movie. I'm not picky with movies, I just don't want to type them all.

Television:

Most Extreme Elimination Challenge!I don't really watch TV though.

Books:

Dianetics and Scientology books, course packs, and references. Also the Joint Venture books written by Robin J. Elliot.

Heroes:

Christ, Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha), Muhammad, and all the other great spiritual leaders that gave man hope... the hope which without we may never have lasted this long.I would also have to say Rockso the Rock and Roll Clown. He DID cocaine, now he's clean... which is.... strange.And of course L. Ron Hubbard. Man has never had a better friend.

My Blog

Hurrah! Story time!

Alright so this story has a video to go with it! Wow! See how I hook you guys up? I didn't even have to do that! I'm the shit!Alright so after you read this go to the "My Videos" section on my myspace...
Posted by Deputy English Destruction on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 03:10:00 PST

Shhhhhh children..... fine.... one more story

Alright so here's one more for the night. I hope you like it.It was me and Mike Sandberg... I was driving.We had just got done putting in an electric water pump, pulling out the pullies, putting in el...
Posted by Deputy English Destruction on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:14:00 PST

Alright Children, calm down, it's story time

lol, everytime I sit down to write one of these I have to sift through the literally hundreds of road stories that I have to find one that I feel like writing about.Tonight is one of my favorites.Alri...
Posted by Deputy English Destruction on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 01:54:00 PST

Story Time? It couldn't be!

I kill people. No but seriously.... let's Mr.Rogers this and go back just a bit into time.(Wayne's World style phase out)So me and Mike were driving to Kouts in one of Mike's stangs. He was driving. W...
Posted by Deputy English Destruction on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:22:00 PST

Yet another story time! YAY!

Alright so one day we're crusing in a 9000 Turbo Saab with a 5-speed. Me, Mike, Carson, and this guy named Steve. Steve was hungry so we had just stopped over at Burger King to get him a bite to eat t...
Posted by Deputy English Destruction on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 06:31:00 PST

Another story time

Ok so Mike buys this Delta 88. It was white and could basically float on water. After school one day Mike closed the door sort of hard and broke out the window. Alright, well he's the cheapest man ali...
Posted by Deputy English Destruction on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 06:22:00 PST

Everyone's Favorite Story

This is "Fat Chicks from Warsaw" the all known chapter of my life. People love hearing this story so I figured I would just write it up and post it as a blog. Yes this actually happened to Mike and I,...
Posted by Deputy English Destruction on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:47:00 PST