Love Sucks, Don't You Agree |
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Posted by ~*ME*~ on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 06:47:00 PST |
Do You Hate Valentines Day As Much As I Do? |
FIRST OFF I HATE VALENTINES DAY, DO YOU KNOW THAT THIS HOLIDAY OF LOVE IS BEEN CALCULATED TO HAVE THE HIGHEST AMOUNT OF SUICIDES OF THE ANNUAL YEAR..ITS NOT A HOLIDAY OF LOVE, ITS A HOLIDAY OF SADDNES...
Posted by ~*ME*~ on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 06:33:00 PST |
A Holy Statue |
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.
They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.
Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bother...
Posted by ~*ME*~ on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:25:00 PST |
Did You Know............? It's The Truth |
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects areactually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see ...
Posted by ~*ME*~ on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:17:00 PST |
A Thing For You...Please Do |
1.When is the last time you held hands with someone?2. What should you be doing right now?3. Have you ever crawled through a window?4. Where is your mom?5. Morning or night person?6. Last movie you sa...
Posted by ~*ME*~ on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 05:13:00 PST |
He Didn't Recognize Her |
A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.While on the operating table she had a near death experience.Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have an...
Posted by ~*ME*~ on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 06:23:00 PST |
Embarrassing, But Funny |
Embarrassing, but Funny Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the wordsback ...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are thetestimonials of a few people who did....&...
Posted by ~*ME*~ on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 05:39:00 PST |
What Did You Think? |
At the end of this message, you are asked a question. Answer it immediately. Don't stop and think about it. Just say the first thing that pops into your mind. This is a fun "test"... And kind of spook...
Posted by ~*ME*~ on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:32:00 PST |
She's Not My Wife |
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replie...
Posted by ~*ME*~ on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:31:00 PST |
Signs |
On a Septic Tank Truck : Yesterday's Meals on Wheels Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." On a Plumber's truck: "D...
Posted by ~*ME*~ on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:28:00 PST |
