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MissShotHerJawOff

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About Me

“The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because it's only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die. But things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on.” CP♥
I'm a little girl with big dreams & an even bigger mouth. I wish I could beat you up. Sarcastic, feisty, crude & outspoken. I wont fuck you over until you fuck me over.. & when I do I will stab you in your front, not the back. I like taking care of the ones I adore but have no problem sitting back & letting you get fucked if it is deserving. I lack any sort of patience. I am a Capricorn so spend most my time climbing towards something greater, although once I truly fail I admit defeat and play dead. I love acting a fool and then laughing at myself. I have a horrible sense of humor that only myself and a select few understand.. I personally find myself hilarious and laugh out of control even before I tell jokes. Snorting is contagious. Literature, music, fashion, art, dancing, acts of complete randomness & trying new things keep me happy. Very career oriented; fashion styling/marketing/modeling/design/makeup/writing and the new venture of finance/accounting. DollFace & Glyphiks Clothing are my absolute obsession. I listen to songs on repeat. The glass is always half empty but I try to make the best of every situation. I'm extremely contradicting, an awful yet wonderful whirlwind of opposites. 25c machine rings are hands-down the best gifts ever in my eyes and I am lucky enough to have a wonderful boyface that remembers that! I hate falling asleep in fear the I will miss something. I will always try something twice! Simply put.. the perfect tornado of caffeine & genetics ♥ if you want to know.. ask.
I'm starting a clothing line called Audrey Vicious- be on the look out for proper, sassy, QUALITY products featuring destructive collars and asymmetrical forms made to flatter and show off the sexiness of a curvy figure!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People that are bullets and models that will devote themselves to me early next year. Pretty ladies that want to drink cocktails and paint the town red that live around my new home ♥

Music:

Shiny Toy Guns, The Sounds, Dragonette, Surferosa,The Faint, Red Invasion, D-Generation, Depeche Mode, Goldfrapp, Imogen Heap, Fischerspooner, Metric, IAMX, Porcelain & The Tramps, Alice in Videoland, MIA, Tegan and Sara, Oasis, The, Social Distortion, Nirvana, Glassjaw, Head Automatica, Chiodos, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Mindless Self Indulgence, System of a Down, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Garbage, Letters to Cleo, Dance Gavin, Dance, Before Their Eyes, From Autumn to Ashes, Poison the Well, The Devil Wears Prada, Drop Dead, Gorgeous,PENDULUM, Evol Intent, Ewun, Bad Company, Concord dawn, ODB, K-OS, Biggie

Movies:

Amelie, Run Lola Run, City of God, City of Lost Children, Pan's Labyrinth, SiCKO, House of Flying Daggers, Kill Bill, Sin City, Rent, Kinky Boots, The Price of Milk, Slingblade, Domino, Nowhere, Slums of Beverly Hills, Freeway, Garden State, Little Miss Sunshine, Mulan, Spirited Away, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Tankgirl, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Simply Irresistible, The Sweetest Thing, The Family Stone, The Holiday, Failure to Launch, Beautiful, Bridget Jones 1&2, Cruel Intentions, Great Expectations, Rushmore, The Worse that Could Happen, Employee of the Month, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Legend, Jacobs Ladder, Suicide Kings, I am Sam, The Virgin Suicides, V For Vendetta

Books:

Invisible Monsters, Haunted, Lullaby, Survivor, Choke, Wicked, Train Spotting, Prozac Nation, Fear & Loathing, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, The Da Vinci Code,The Devil Wears Prada, Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, Reviving Ophelia, The Virgin Suicides, The Tipping Point

Heroes:

Lowell Bergman, Hunter S. Thompson, Chuck Palahniuk, Kurt Vonnegut

My Blog

Happy

That is all.Fuck everyone in my past that thought/think they had me in chokehold and that I am in debt to them in one way or another.I could go on forever about why, who, what... but as far as I'm con...
Posted by MissShotHerJawOff on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:27:00 PST

date: 2004

This hits way too close to home.. in the present, already 2007. Granted great strides have been made in the last three fucking years, something is terribly wrong and depressing when your life three ye...
Posted by MissShotHerJawOff on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 07:50:00 PST

IT'S THE FUCKIN NEWS

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Posted by MissShotHerJawOff on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:46:00 PST

contacting me via aim

if you want to talk to me on aim talk to me about it first as i have everyone that isn't on my list blocked the fuck out.kthanks:)
Posted by MissShotHerJawOff on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 03:01:00 PST

SiCKO

WATCH IT..I will emphasize more later;)
Posted by MissShotHerJawOff on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 05:08:00 PST

The Straight Banana

Random article someone at work sent me after I went on a rant about how no one knows quite where to look while eating a banana. Maybe the curviture will make it less awkward??? LOL THE STRAIGHT B...
Posted by MissShotHerJawOff on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:39:00 PST

...HAH!!

so cute, yet so stupid looking...
Posted by MissShotHerJawOff on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:01:00 PST

Sex, Drugs & Cocoa Puffs- A Low Culture Manifesto

***Why is no one atleast attempting to answer these questions? Shit, atleast take a shot at one. I'm sorry they aren't.. oh I don't know.."Have you ever (Insert horribly inessential bullshit here)" :)...
Posted by MissShotHerJawOff on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 01:39:00 PST

Why My Little Brother is the SHIT

Talking to my little brother Greg about his mission to become the most badass DJ ever:kittykomplexx: i bet all the girls are your groupies gregcavsk8: haha. im gnna make them wear shirts that say "im ...
Posted by MissShotHerJawOff on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:20:00 PST