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Lewis

What you doing? Watching the best Star Wars movie. Episode 1's on?

About Me

I'm actually a hired assassin... for hire! Us assassins like to chill out on myspace when we're not takin' names and kickin' ass, you dig? Good. Also, i watch a lot of anime. For obvious reasons - i'm an assassin - it's what we do, dumbass... Sorry, it was wrong of me to snap there, guess i'm just lonely or something. Seriously, it's been a while for me... ya know? I'm a sensitive guy, who longs for the touch of a complete slut. So yeah, if you are pretty much a whore, give me a message, baby ;) In my free time i do the usual nerdy things us nerdy guys tend to do - read comics, watch cartoons, play the odd RPG - Final Fantasy series, Breath of Fire - heck, me and my buds have been known to play Dungeons and Dragons for like, 7 hours!!!... Girls love that sort of thing, right? RIGHT!?I Also make movies with my friends. If you have a spare 30minutes, check out 'Boa Flex' on youtube.com - you'll laugh, you'll cry... you may even learn a little.

My Interests



This is what i see everytime i close my eyes and listen to metal.

I'd like to meet:

Myself. Just so i could scream: "There can be only one!" before i plunge my cold, hard steel (No, that's not a clever euphemism for anything) into his supple, pink flesh.

Music:

You know the music they play in elevators? Well yeah, that stuff. ...HAHAH!!! LIVE ARE SOOO AMAZING :D :D :D

Movies:

I watch a lot of movies!Kill Bill, Seven, Memento, The Big Lebowski, Miller's Crossing, Fargo, Hard Boiled, Napoleon Dynamite, Team America, 12 Monkeys, Die Hard, Back to the Future, Pulp fiction, Rear Window, final Fantasy VII Advent children, Macross Plus, Akira, Ninja Scroll, Millenium Actress, Tokyo Godfathers, Sympathy for Lady Vengance, Infernal Affairs, Ichi the Killer, Save the Green Planet, Tremors 1-3... part 4 was a joke - they sold out, man. Nude for Satan, Brain Fix, Day of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Zombie Flesh Eaters (Part 2 has such a funny song in its soundtrack, should check it out... if you're lame, like my fine self!), Feeders 1 and 2 (The Polonias know how to make a bad movie!) ...Are all awesome movies.

Television:

South Park, Simpsons, Peep Show, Spaced, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Paranoia Agent, Full Metal Alchemist, Last Exile and Spawn. ...The Mighty Bush is fucking shit. Seriously, it really is.

Books:

Books? Hmph erm... Catch 22, King Rat, The Dice Man, The Punisher, Amazing Spiderman, Civil War, Preacher, 100 Bullets, Sam and Twitch, 300, Watchmen, GTO, Battle Royale, Berserk, Priest and Akira.

Heroes:

George W. Bush

My Blog

A day in the Oval Office.

  I'm a right winged fascist at heart, so you can imagine my delight at the very prospect of sitting down, having a man-to-man chat and mixing it up talking politics with perhaps the single most ...
Posted by Lewis on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 03:37:00 PST