Denis

If I have some attributes that set me apart from the mangy hoardes, it would irrefutably be my unwholesome, cynical, imperspicacious view of my rather paltry existence. Compound that with an introverted, insomniacal nature. Then lob in an odd-looking appearance and you should get something similar to my good self, possibly adding in a hearty deprivation of sunlight that us slightly blue-skinned folk have to complete the full Denis effect. I have been described by the people who know me best as a "fud", a "tosser" and a "cunt", amongst other choice testimonials. With friends like mine, who needs enemies?!