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Alan

Life isn't coursework.It's one damn essay crisis after another

About Me

The name is Alan Smith.The town is Swords.The country is the very special nation of Ireland.Since I have the misfortune to share my name with the treacherous little maggot who left Leeds for Manchester United,I'm better known as Birdy.It was a nickname my elder brother had when he was a chisler (child,that is) and somehow got passed onto me.Still live with my parents along with my brother,younger sister and Minnie the cat.Working for Harvey Norman,the funkiest,most jiving retailer on Earth.Normally seen in Fibbers,Parnell Street or Bruxelles,Harry Street every Saturday nochy (night,that is),mostly by myself.Since my social skills are pretty weak,I'm not very good at making friends.
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Name: Alan Thomas Anthony O'Hara Smith
Birthday: 23/10/1980
Birthplace: Santry,Dublin.In a car,believe it or not!!!
Current Location: My bedroom
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: I'm as Irish as Guinness,shamrock and high house prices
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike
Your Weakness: I'm regarded as too "nice",but I'm not changing for anybody
Your Fears: The dreaded Limp Bizkit reforming
Your Perfect Pizza: Don't munch them
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To continue to improve my guitar playing
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: !%&@
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Switch off that bloody alarm clock!!!"
Your Best Physical Feature: Look at the photo and decide for yourself
Your Bedtime: Whenever I please
Your Most Missed Memory: Michael Rothwell (1981-2000)
Pepsi or Coke: Mostly Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Either will do
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither.I'd rather drink a urine sample than that stuff
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: My health doesn't allow it
Do you Swear: Occasionally
Do you Sing: I would if I could,but I can't
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Never been given the chance to
Do you want to go to College: Never been an ambition of mine
Do you want to get Married: When the time is right
Do you belive in yourself: Very much so
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.The dashboard in my car would be a mess if I did
Do you think you are Attractive: Let's just say that I've got qualities that most men lack
Are you a Health Freak: Not by any means
Do you get along with your Parents: As everybody should,although I can be moody at times
Do you like Thunderstorms: We rarely get them in Dublin
Do you play an Instrument: Alpine White Gibson SG Epiphone Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes,a lot.I am Irish,after all
In the past month have you Smoked: Never have,never will
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No one shows any interest in me
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: A box of what???
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell no
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Never been in a relationship.Rejection-the story of my life
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nothing
Ever been Drunk: At least once a week for the past 8 years
Ever been called a Tease: Never
Ever been Beaten up: No,but I have been verbally mistreated
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Doing something I love
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I already have grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: A skiing holiday in The Democratic Republic Of The Congo would be nice
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Irrelevant
Favourite Hair Color: Any colour as long as it's natural
Short or Long Hair: Whichever suits her
Height: 5'-5'11"
Weight: Not too thin but not obese
Best Clothing Style: Again,whichever suits her
Number of Drugs I have taken: Zero.I despise recreational drug use.
Number of CDs I own: 450 approx.
Number of Piercings: None.I don't wear jewellery
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many to mention
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"I'm going to pummel you with such wanton cruelty, I will be high on life for years to come!"


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My Interests

Persistently playing the snake game on my mobile phone.WWE wrestling.Football (I'm a Leeds United fan)Guitar and bass playing (not too good at it-YET).True Heavy Metal,Power Metal,'80s Hard Rock.

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Music:

Iron Maiden,Judas Priest,Manowar,Hammerfall,Helloween,3 Inches Of Blood,Gamma Ray,Black Sabbath,Stratovarius,Sonata Arctica,Rhapsody(Of Fire),Dio,Saxon,Slayer,Dragonforce,Edguy,Alice Cooper,W.A.S.P,Motley Crue,AC/DC,The Darkness,Thin Lizzy,Van Halen,Guns'n'Roses,Queen,KISS,Status Quo

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange,Scum,The Omen,Rain Man,Farenheit 9/11,Braveheart,The Wind That Shakes The Barley,Lord Of The Rings trilogy,Pirates Of The Carribean,Borat,Godfather trilogy,Goodfellas,Sideways,Spider-Man,Superman 1 and 2,Batman Begins,Full Metal Jacket,The Football Factory,The Life And Death Of Peter Sellers,The Commitments,The Snapper,Ed Wood,Star Wars,The Shining,The Excorcist,Pulp Fiction,Dirty Harry,The Hitcher,Die Hard,One Hour Photo,The Silence Of The Lambs,Amadeus,The Last King Of Scotland,300

Television:

Top Gear,WWE RAW,WWE Smackdown,ECW,Only Fools And Horses,Fawlty Towers,The Premiership,flicking through the music channels,"We interrupt this programme for an important news bulletin"and any match involving Leeds United.Used to enjoy Formula 1,but lost interest.

Books:

A Clockwork Orange,The Far Side,War Of The Worlds,biographies of Mick Foley,Ric Flair,Stone Cold Steve Austin,Iron Maiden,Lemmy,Motley Crue,Phil Lynnott,Gene Simmons

Heroes:

Rob Halford,Joey DeMaio,Kai Hansen,Tony Iommi,Ronnie James Dio,Herman Li,Eddie Van Halen,Joe Satriani,Eric Clapton,Rory Gallagher,Gary Moore,Alice Cooper,Ric Flair,Stone Cold Steve Austin,Bret Hart,JBL,Mr Kennedy.....KENNEDY,Kurt Angle,Chris Benoit,The Undertaker,Verne Gagne,Roddy Piper,Wolfe Tone,Michael Moore,Billy Bremner,Don Revie,Norman Hunter,John Charles,John Giles,Gordon Strachan

My Blog

Global warming?Bring it on!

Driving home from work today,I was listening to The Right Hook on Newstalk and a guest on the show was a professor discussing the implications of a Northern Ireland-sized chunk of ice breaking aw...
Posted by Alan on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 03:52:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Family trees - Genealogy - Celebrities - Collage - Morph...
Posted by Alan on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:57:00 PST

A burglar is killed.So what?

Last week,Ireland's Justice Minister decided to scrap a proposed leglislation which would have given homeowners the right to use "reasonable force" against burglars and intruders in order to protect t...
Posted by Alan on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:54:00 PST

Skyrocketing concert ticket prices

As many of you know,Barbara Streisand performed a concert here on Saturday.This show generated more controversy and outrage than Marilyn Manson could ever dream of.Tickets for the event started at&nbs...
Posted by Alan on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:21:00 PST

Sluts should suffer

Earlier this week,Russell Simmons,the founder of Def Jam Records,spoke out against what he believed was the vulgar nature of modern hip-hop/rap music. Being a fan of metal and hard rock,my knowledge o...
Posted by Alan on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:58:00 PST

My thoughts

*Just returned from the cinema where I watched a glorious movie called 300,a simple tale of the heroic attempts of 300 Spartan warriors to resist colonisation by the Persian empire.Fighting,bloodshed,...
Posted by Alan on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:48:00 PST

Manowar-Gods Of War

Manowar have returned with Gods Of War,their first in a series of concept albums dedicated to different war gods from various mythologies. Anyone expecting a repeat of 2002's excellent Warriors Of The...
Posted by Alan on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 04:19:00 PST

Why Kurt Cobain was never a hero

Yesterday maked what would,and should have been Kurt Cobain's 40th birthaday.Instead,Kurt Cobain passed away 13 years short of reaching this milestone. It's time to dispel this "Kurt was a hero" ...
Posted by Alan on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:45:00 PST

The REAL problem with Big Brother

There has been a lot of hoo-ha over the past few days regarding racist abuse on Channel 4s' Celebrity Big Brother.An Indian actress on the show has been bullied by other housemates.Before I go an...
Posted by Alan on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 03:49:00 PST

CDs v Downloads

A recent survey found that most teenagers believe that CDs will be obsolete within the next five years.This news is undoubtedly causing panic in some sections of the music business,particularly amongs...
Posted by Alan on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 03:51:00 PST