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BroomRider

Crazy is the one whose insanity differs from the insanity of others

About Me

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Free-spirited, open-minded, individualistic, optimistic, talkative, provocative.

DISLIKE: politics, fakes n liars, double standards, spineless bastards, sleezy girls, circus clowns, emotionally deprived people. Never wear pink. Hate the winter n the cold.

LOVE: my family, the nature n the animals, especially cats, green apples, black clothes, good books, music n dancing, candles, perfumes, long hair, long nails...

During day I live an ordinary life, but in moonlit nights I mount my broom n scream my guts out while scraping the skies, wake up the sleeping doves, chase away the bats, soar high above the Earth, dance naked cloaked by the full Moon, scare love couples in the dark park, lurk from the rooftops n stalk innocent people, ruin their hairstyle, curse and swear, do wicked things, make love concoctions, seduce male prey, behave badly beyond belief...

My Interests

Music, body building, SF books, adult puzzles, art, vitrage, languages, cats.

I'd like to meet:

My villaineous soulmate! Andrew Eldritch, Vlad Tepes, Wassily Kandinsky. Energetic people with a mind & mouth of their own, who respect their inner voice and are not ashamed or afraid to break the boundaries of society's moldy decorum & imposed dogmas - smart, creative, fearless and shameless.

P.S. Free tip for all my NEW friends - read the "Warning..." post of my blog please.

Beyonce? JLo? I ate those for breakfast!

Music:

Rock, hard rock, grunge, dark electro, goth, industrial, classical music. Rammstein, Sisters of Mercy, Guano Apes, Whores Of Babylon, AC/DC, Alice In Chains, Cult, Pearl Jam, Scorpions, Siddharta, Whitesnake, Billy Idol, Alter Bridge, Audioslave, Creed, Faith No More, Prodigy, The Cruxshadows, The 69 Eyes, Bella Morte, Razed In Black, Tool, Type O Negative, Godhead, Godsmack, Puddle of Mudd, System Of A Down, Lacuna Coil, Deep Purple, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, The Doors, GNR, Judas Priest, Metallica, Led Zeppelin, Mizar, Nadir, NIN, Nirvana, Pink Floyd, Rage Against The Machine, U2, Enigma, Vangelis, Vaya Con Dios, Simple Minds, Black Star Cigar

Movies:

Tetoviranje, Before The Rain, The Butcher Boy, Arabian Stories, Titus. Love the work of Lynch and Kubrick. Fond of the horror genre - good old Hellraiser, The Fog, Nightmare on Elm Street, Rosemary's Baby, Inferno, Saw 1-2-3, Fall of the House of Usher, Carrie, The Candyman, The Dune, Mr.Frost...

Television:

Animal Planet, Discovery. Monty Python, Star Trek, Star Wars, The Twilight Zone, CSI, The Simpsons, The Smurfs, Tom and Jerry, Pink Panther, La Linea. Hate "Friends". Hate that desperate, unintelligent, predictable, redundant humor offered to me in abundance. It insults my senses.

Books:

The Master And Margarita, The Green Mile, The Masque Of The Red Death, The Dante Club, El Club Dumas, Neverending Story, The Name Of The Rose

Heroes:

My Mom!
Read my VisualDNA ™ Get your own VisualDNA™
You Are Surrealism
Dreamy and idealistic, you've created a world that is all your own.
It's very likely that you've either dabbled in drugs or are naturally trippy.
You are always trying to push beyond the boundaries of your culture and society.
You believe that art, love, and freedom can change the world. What Art Movement Are You?----------------------------------
Your Dominant Intelligence is Spatial Intelligence
You've got a good sense of space and how the world around you looks.
You can close your eyes and "see" images. You have innate artistic talent.
An eye for color and shapes, you're also a natural designer.
Since you think in pictures, visual aids and demonstartions help you learn best.
You would make a good navigator, sculptor, visual artist, inventor, architect, interior designer, or engineer. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have? ----------------------------------
You Are a Auditory Learner
You tend to remember what you hear, and you have a knack for speaking well.
You excel at debating, foreign languages, and music.
You would be an excellent diplomat - or rock star! What's Your Learning Style? ----------------------------------
Your EQ is 140
50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)? ----------------------------------
Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is medium.
In general, you prefer to have only one love interest.
But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long!
There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is low.
This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced.
You know a relationship is not about getting your way.
And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom.
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is medium.
You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love...
But you've definitely been burned enough to know better.
You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist.
Independence:
Your independence is high.
You don't need to be in love, and sometimes you don't even want love.
Having your own life is very important for you...
Even more important than having a relationship. The Five Variable Love Test ----------------------------------
You Were a Little Naughty This Year!
While you're not likely to greet Santa with sucker punch...
He's still not too jolly about coming to your house.
You might get a small token from Mr. Claus
Like some detox pills for your liver. Were You Naughty or Nice This Year? ----------------------------------
You Are Death
You symbolize the end, which can be frightening.
But you also symbolize the immortality of the soul.
You represent transformation, rebirth of a new life.
Sweeping away the past is part of this card, as painful as it may be.
Your fortune:
Don't worry, this card does not predict death itself.
Instead it foreshadows the ending of an era of your life, one that is hard to let go of.
But with the future great new things will come, and it's time to embrace them.
Mourn for a while, but then face the future with humility and courage. What Tarot Card Are You? ----------------------------------
You Are 4: The Individualist
You are sensitive and intuitive, with others and yourself.
You are creative and dreamy... plus dramatic and unpredictable.
You're emotionally honest, real, and easily hurt.
Totally expressive, others always know exactly how you feel. What Number Are You? ----------------------------------
You Are 19% American
You're as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie
Otherwise known as un-American!
You belong in Cairo or Paris...
Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo! How American Are You? ----------------------------------
You Should Learn Swedish
Fantastisk! You're laid back about learning a language - and about life in general.
Peaceful, beautiful Sweden is ideal for you... And you won't even have to speak perfect Swedish to get around! What Language Should You Learn? ----------------------------------
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test ----------------------------------
The Movie Of Your Life Is Film Noir
So what if you're a little nihilistic at times?
Life with meaning is highly over-rated.
Your best movie matches: Sin City, L. A. Confidential, Blade Runner If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be? ----------------------------------
You are Agnostic
You're not sure if God exists, and you don't care.
For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine.
You rather focus on what you can control - your own life.
And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you. What's Your Religious Philosophy? ----------------------------------
Your Eyes Should Be Violet
Your eyes reflect: Mystery and allure
What's hidden behind your eyes: A quiet passion What Color Should Your Eyes Be? ----------------------------------
You Are a Chimera
You are very outgoing and well connected to many people.
Incredibly devoted to your family and friends, you find purpose in nurturing others.
You are rarely alone, and you do best in the company of others.
You are incredibly expressive, and people are sometimes overwhelmed by your strong emotions. What Mythological Creature Are You? ----------------------------------
You Are a Rainbow
Breathtaking and rare
You are totally enchanting and intriguing
But you usually don't stick around long!
You are best known for: your beauty
Your dominant state: seducing What Type of Weather Are You? ----------------------------------
Your Ideal Pet is a Cat
You're both aloof, introverted, and moody.
And your friends secretly wish that you were declawed! What's Your Ideal Pet? ----------------------------------
You Are 56% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You? ----------------------------------
You Are 21 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act? ----------------------------------
You May Be a Bit Borderline...
Your mood swings make a roller coaster look tame!
When you're up, you're a little bit crazy...
And when you're down, your whole world is crashing
Scary thing is, these moods can change by the minute! What Personality Disorder Are You? ----------------------------------
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My Blog

Metamorphosis

METAMORPHOSISOh, beautiful eyes follow me everywhere Like butterflies in springtime Dance above my head tangle in my hair fizzle 'round my ear sparkle 'fore my eye Tease me with your colours childish ...
Posted by BroomRider on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 07:18:00 PST

WARNING! Diminutives are a turn-off

God forbid I engage myself in useless efforts to change the world, but to all of you people who intend to talk to me, chat with me, or address me in any other written way - here's an official war...
Posted by BroomRider on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:44:00 PST

Burn, baby, burn!

"Watch your Windows desktop burst into realistic flames!  This simulated fire effect will have you reaching for a fire extinguisher!" Believe it or not, what you just read is an ad I'm looki...
Posted by BroomRider on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 05:36:00 PST

Hollywood Spoils Part-Time Lovers

COMPROMISE - can be a fucked up thing. Especially when you're making one with yourself, for a longer period of time.  And "long" is a word I can never associate when talking about my past relatio...
Posted by BroomRider on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:37:00 PST

Insomniac

Shake my tree from the roots I don't care if it hurts Pluck those ill fruits from my shoulders I feel them feeding on my flesh Chewing slowly bit by bit Digging tunnels, making holes It scares me to t...
Posted by BroomRider on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 06:29:00 PST

Labelling people as ...

Why, oh why do people think you're homosexual just because you hang out with people of the same sex as yourself?  Couple of hours ago I went to a local rock club to ask for details about th...
Posted by BroomRider on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 08:04:00 PST