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jared j. karow

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as a child, i was forced to eat cockroaches and ragweed salads... my four psychologists suggest that this is the reason as to why i can never again eat russet potatoes.

i am infatuated with perfection, while i maintain a mindset of sheer insanity.

there are days when i feel like i should cover myself up in reynolds aluminum brand foil and sit outside... those days are usually rainy ones.

i am in college studying how to eat with forks... i am going to major in forkology... my minor, of course is sporkology.

i blow bubbles in my spare time... usually the bubbles are made from a secret mixture of soap, water, and essential oils from the paparadus plant of northern zimbabwe.

when i am hard up for money, i usually spin in circles on the corner of 2nd ave. and granite blvd. until somebody asks me if i am alright... upon their questioning of my status, i then jump onto them, grab their wallets, and nibble on their ears for approximately three seconds, and then i get off of them, and run away as fast as i can... throwing off any clothing articles that remain on my body, until i find a nice cement barrier to run into.

i live in an azalea bush.
i bathe under an orange tree.

i refuse to believe that global warming is happening, because the environmentalists lied to me and told me that there were "three r's", and years later i learned that there are actually four!

my father is a multi-billionaire -in fact- he was the man who invented the things that you place into your toilet tanks, and it turns your water blue... needless to say, he disowned me and now lives on his own island in the gulf coast of mexico.

my mother has had nothing but negative feelings since i was tossed from her cool-whip container, and she forced me into slavery at the age of six. i worked for a man named sylvester lemoore for nearly ten years. i was the one responsible for turning the cotton gin. this job took about twelve hours of my time each day... sylvester was a real nice man... he fed me the innards of the cows he slaughtered for dinner... it is a shame that they were always four weeks old! -my psychologists say that this is more than likely why i am an animal rights supporter.

i married a horse, two cattle, and a hedgehog... none of those marriages lasted, so i am now in a relationship with a human being.

i used to play yo-yo professionally, but had to retire to continue my studies in forkology.

i now spend my days sitting in dark crevices smoking cigars, drinking vinegar, and playing imaginary video games, using my dirty sock as my pretend controller.

my life could be summed up in one word... and that word has been forgotten.

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My Blog

"Play" (Samuel Beckett)

It seems to me that there is nothing better today than listening to Samuel Beckett's play entitled:Play-Therefore, I wish to share it with you.Enjoy the true wonders of Samuel Beckett.Play (Part One) ...
Posted by jared j. karow on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:39:00 PST

Senselessness

Call me ill, For centuries my soul has been searching, Looking,Hoping to find an indiscriminate sign,A pale iris,A broken bottle tread upon by bare feet...Some sort of notice,That this life is more th...
Posted by jared j. karow on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 01:09:00 PST

Thoughts about Halloween...

This Halloween marks a day that holds an entirely different meaning to me. While kids go trick or treating, and friends go partying, one man, sits in a cell. Halloween, subsequently, is his birth...
Posted by jared j. karow on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:49:00 PST

A Prayer In The Pentagon

This poem is my favourite:A Prayer In the PentagonBy: Robert Dederick Nine planets, Sir, endlessly circle, Sir,one yellow star among Sir's galaxies:Pluto Neptune Venus JupiterSaturn Uranus Mercury Ma...
Posted by jared j. karow on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:23:00 PST

Finished...

So, I never did keep a daily blog throughout my week of fasting, so I figured I would write a quick one about it today, a good three days afterwards.Fasting is not fun. You learn a lot about yourself ...
Posted by jared j. karow on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:18:00 PST

48 Hours, and an empty stomach...

So, the 48 hour mark has long passed since I began my fast, and I have partially given in. Water burns the throat after you drink so much of it, so I have now allowed other fluids into my diet, while ...
Posted by jared j. karow on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:44:00 PST

Yearning for Taste...

I finally know what if feels like to be completely controlled.It has been over 24 hours since any form of nourishment has entered my body, and I cannot stop thinking of the smell of tomato soup...-or ...
Posted by jared j. karow on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:02:00 PST

Rotting Leaves, and Hunger... (Randomness too)

Firstly, I would like to update everybody on my decision to abstain from food for a week, tonight was the start of this intentional deprivation. Through this action, I am hoping to gain some insight i...
Posted by jared j. karow on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:06:00 PST

My Fast

So, as many of you know, I have been debating whether or not I should fast for an entire week...I have spent a lot of time debating, and I have found it appropriate to go ahead with this fast. I will ...
Posted by jared j. karow on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:18:00 PST

Tales of Homelessness: Charlie

Newspaper pillows, and river bed body wash,he bathes in this river,exposed to the world,mothers cover their children's eyes,Relentless shouting thrown onto this lonely fellow.The children are pushed a...
Posted by jared j. karow on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:44:00 PST