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Flick Knife

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About Me

I spend my days preparing myself for a holocaust that never comes. While stocking food in my bunker I listen to music. I write stuff, which I then sell. It keeps me in clean underwear so I cant complain. When I hear the bomb whistle above my head, Ill be truly happy. Till then I look to the skies. And jump up and down.And that's your lot. Toodles.


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My Interests

weekend disasters, daily lapses of memory, empty containers, broken tupperware, bloody nostrils, alcoholic priests, the muffled sounds filtering through the walls of a toilet cubicle, distorted voices, dive bars, unhealthy coughs, oblivion, dribbling, sharp objects, brand new knives, sniper rifles, puppy dogs tails, colombian taxi drivers, people shitting themselves while they sleep, barbecue sauce

I'd like to meet:

a bullet, some dirt and a festering mound of dead hippies. alternatively, a rifle with a fitted scope and a high vantage point can also work.

Music:

The 80's Matchbox B line Disaster, The Ramones, Ulterior, Suicide, Weird War, Alan Vega, ARE Weapons, End, Whitey, Mother and the Addicts, American Bang, Kitty Daisy and Lewis, The Cramps, Martin Denny, Example, Headman, Eagles of Death Metal, The Duke Spirit, MIT, Von Iva, Pop Levi, A Certain Ratio, Liquid Liquid, LCD Soundsystem, Super Numeri, Was Not Was, Kid Creole and the Coconuts, The Pinker Tones, Ulrich Schnauss, Iggy and the Stooges, The Donnas, Roots Manuva, Coldcut, New Flesh, Grandmaster Flash, NWA, Wayne Newton, Al Caiola, Dion and the Belmonts, The Hustlers, Los Straitjackets, The Revels, Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons,The Crying Shames, Heinz, Frank Sinatra, Vince Guaraldi, Ali Love, The Ettes, Baris Manco, ...this space for rent.

Movies:

Driller Killer, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Last House on the Left, Enter the Dragon, Maniac Cop, Human Traffic, This is England, Clockwork Mice, Escape from New York, Sid and Nancy, Assault on Presinct 13, The Business, Danger: Diabolik, Santo vs the She Wolves, ID, Dig!, The Football Factory, Smurfs go Anal: a new dawn.

Television:

Chuck Norris infomercials, static

Books:

The Suicide Kit, Revolution Road, Zombie, American Scream, I pass like night, Please kill me, Timbuktu, the New York Trilogy, My Fault, On Bullshit, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Outsider, Ham on Rye, Preacher Gone to Texas, Mondo Lucha A Go Go, God's Middle Finger, Kingdom of Fear, At The Mountains of Madness, Too Weird For Ziggy

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, Sam Kinison, The Punisher, Preacher, Jimmy Glass, Paul Auster, Ross Noble, Hunter S. Thompson, Snake Plissken, Diabolik, Mil Mascaras, Triumph the insult comic dog, Harvey Birdman

My Blog

cheese bubbles and explosive salvation

I sat in silence and watched my food cook. I sat cross legged on the floor, my face close enough to the oven window to feel the heat, without it burning my eyebrows off and pondered the miracle of sof...
Posted by Flick Knife on Thu, 15 May 2008 03:32:00 PST

pillow talk

This stopped being funny back when Spider Man was just a twinkle in Stan's eye. This no sleeping shit. This staying up, pretending not to be tired crap. No sleep. At all. It has been months since you ...
Posted by Flick Knife on Mon, 05 May 2008 07:45:00 PST

slap bang in the dead of night

It's silent. For the first time in months. Maybe even years. My brain, bruised as it is, holds less and less. The only thing i can hear is the slow, constant woosh of the computer fan and my typing, ...
Posted by Flick Knife on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 05:05:00 PST

burn out and other things besides

You're doing it too fast. Im doing what too fast? Everything. You seem to be on fast forward. Talk in fits and spurts. Guzzle down everything in sight. You're burrowing through the earth. With your n...
Posted by Flick Knife on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:16:00 PST

vanishing point

It fucking stinks. This sweat. I came back with it. Staying in my clothes and in my head. Cold, unforgiving, horrifying sweat that goes through you like the harshest of rainstorms. It came with the tr...
Posted by Flick Knife on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:35:00 PST

oh the horror

basically we have arrived at a dead end. Just wall to wall brickwork. No chance of escape. One might think...how the hell did i get here? Last time i checked i was wearing a sharp suit and headin...
Posted by Flick Knife on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:45:00 PST

to silk or not to silk?

It has recently occured to me that there are certain things that I must do, as i slowly and painfully crawl through my thirties. A topic that is quite high on my list is the purchase or acquisition by...
Posted by Flick Knife on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 05:14:00 PST

fire brigade

if you dig deep enough youll find skin,blood,flesh,bone,in that order. if you burn bright enough youll see all of what you thought existed before fire. you little bastard. You lit that one. And you wa...
Posted by Flick Knife on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:45:00 PST

speed racer

Racing back to the Bowery, a crazy colombian driving, her folds of fat pouring all over her seat, rich latin dressing, held in place by cheap fabrics. Screams of saxophone generated noise scud around ...
Posted by Flick Knife on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 04:54:00 PST

training season.

clack-clack-clack-ing it. Thats the sound of me making a living. Page upon page of dirge. Incoherent. Like a computer crash. System failure. Name it what you will. Gibberish. My bank account dwindles ...
Posted by Flick Knife on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:37:00 PST