Cassette recorders, Knives, rainbow tape, smashing things, reading, synthesizers, suits, eavesdropping, staying up late, mountain biking, pain and suffering, cursing, cleaning, junk thats orange or red, listing interests and being interesting, destroying relationships, getting fucking high as hell, fear, anger, intrigue, lists and organization, hating things other people like, Liking people other people hate, waiting for my brain to fucking rot from the inside out, not communicating, communicating too much, being oblique...Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes Silver white winters that melt into springs These are a few of my favorite things
I'd like to meet weirdo fucking strangers. Or unpopular has-been celebrities. Or washed up fucking corpses. What do I care? Its all a fucking charade anyhow. So essentially, I want to meet those who don't feel comfortable being themselves. Or not. Whatever. Go look at someone else's fucking profile. You've only got three million more to get through, right? Somebody else is bound to be more fucking interesting, right? Nicer. perhaps? Wrong. I'm the nicest motherfucker you'll ever meet. Hey, send me a message or something, we'll go get drunk. Or not.
Debussy (only played by Phillip Entremont), Ravi Shankar, Mitchell Froom, Joy Division, Velvet Underground, Miles Davis ..55 to ..75, Radiohead, Camper Van Beethoven, Richard Thompson, New Order, Nick Cave, Elliot Smith, Steve Reich, Brian Eno, Nick Drake, Secret Machines, Laketrout, Jeremy Enigk not SDRE, Pink Floyd pre-1974, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Air, Midlake, Wilco, Neu!, Neutral Milk Hotel, the House of Leaves, Angelo Badalementi, Neko Case, Blur, David Bowie, Bauhaus, and anything really really mind-blowingly depressing.
All movies fucking suck. Well, except those Andy Warhol screentests where you just stare at Twiggy or Salvadore Dali for like two fucking hours.
The Shield, Buffy the fucking Vampire Slayer, the fucking Gilmore Girls, Sealab 20fucking21, Twin Peaks, those fucking PBS shows at 3am about space, Beverly Hills 9020fucking1, Deadwood, Rachel Ashwells Shabby fucking Chic, and that scary dinosaur show that used to be on channel two when I was a tot, but I can't fucking remember the name.
I prefer "authors" to books....Ken Kesey, Anne Sexton, Sylvia Plath, Dorianne Laux, W.H. Auden, Dorothy Parker, Vonnegut, Bukowski (what a cocksucker!), Tom Wolfe, Mark Z. Danielewski, Jacqueline Susan, J.D. Salinger
The Franz Kafka cocksucker who changed into a bug. How fucking cool is that!