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Andrew Enigmatic

Far away with nothing much to say......

About Me

"Don't count your chickens before they die" "I'll Burn that Bridge when I come to it" 

My Interests

disarming people with sarcastic wit; drinking red wine; making love to make make music to make love to; playing the bass; overplaying the bass to show off; making the other 4/5ths of my band miserable with my twitchy nervous behavior; fiscal irresponsibility; eating sushi; staying up way too late to prove a point; humor at the expense of others; pondering the Miller High Life/Miller Genuine Draft dilemma (MGD, is the extra flavor worth the extra dollar?); hypocrisy when it comes to standards of responsibily and cleanliness; listening to music; alcoholism; making lists; not fulfilling said lists; personal physical gratification; restraint-in-theory; hedonism-in-fact; using my vast trove of trivial facts to make myself feel slightly superior to others; living my life on display; Sirens on 6th Street; Crackhead fights; Loss of Blood; the Dual Nature of Light; Superstring theory; the Multiple drafts theory of human conciousness; Schauzenfreunde (or however the fuck you spell it); taking private e-mail messages people send me and using small parts of sentences completely out of context in a public forum to cause a scandal; newer, more sarcastic takes on common adages (i.e. "It's not enough to succeed, others must fail")

I'd like to meet:

people who have overcome extreme adversity and lived a rich life full of love and accomplishment. Oh, and also bitches.....

Music:

Meine Baß-Guitarre ist eine lebensgefährliche Waffe. Mijn basguitar is een dodelijk wapen. Ma guitare basse est une arme mortelle. Minha guitarra baixa é uma arma letal. Mi guitarra baja es una arma mortal. Mi guitarra baja está a la arma mortal. ..

Movies:

Juno 60, MicroMoog, Roland 808, Korg Mono/Poly, Arp Odessey, Theramin

Television:

Yes, unfortunately

Books:

The Crying of Lot 49, VALIS, If on a Winter's Night a traveller, Conciousness Explained, Rivers of Gold, Invisible Cities

Heroes:

superman, spiderman, battman, the aqua teen hunger force, all of the people in the paradise boys except for Ian, dollar coupons, BenGay, hats, insects, couches, fathers of fetuses everywhere, tongues, bits of string, pins, hatpins, the list, spock hairdoes, people who sign autographs, people in old pictures from a long time ago, the people who make champagne, avril lavigne in bondage gear, e-balls, fat people who let their guts hang out, voltaire, orangutangs, lemurs, beowulf, sir lancelot, esperanto and those who haVE DEVOTED their live to spreading it, john lithgow except for that stupid alien show, drag queens who call their butthole their mangina........

My Blog

Lesson of the month..

Be careful not to blow out a spark before it turns into a flame.
Posted by Andrew Enigmatic on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 05:34:00 PST

Don't break the circle, Bro!

My co-worker is listening to Phish right now. I've always hated phish, but it was more out of a "fuck those damn hippies" mind set. I'd never really listened to their music. I thought, how could all o...
Posted by Andrew Enigmatic on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 10:02:00 PST

yet another way to have pointless fun in the ghetto...

Last night, around 3am, after enough drinks to dull my judgement but not my boredom, my roommate Scott and I thought of a new way to have some meaningless, vapid amusement. We collected a bunch of ol...
Posted by Andrew Enigmatic on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 07:20:00 PST

A Simple Desultory Phillipic...

A Haiku about current state of my household:   Monday Night Football Party at my house.  What's Next? Beer Bong? Date Rape? Lame.   So I came home from vacation on Sunday and found out,...
Posted by Andrew Enigmatic on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 01:12:00 PST