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500 feet away my ass

I shit hot metal, no really check it out

My Interests

Music:

Death metal, kevin federline, anything shitty,

Movies:

Hooper: "He's trying to go under" Quint: "Hell he can, with three barrels on him ... not with three he can't"

Television:

I hate Lost so much that ill never stop watching it. Locke's not God, it was a sound guy son.

Books:

BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation - which everyone finds during the day - how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war – the war of work – but from the moment as a child, when we realize the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle a never-ending fight, I say to you and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight. WE ARE WARRIORS! Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour. No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself. Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. They’ll conjure up images of used car dealers, and door to door charlatans. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, salesman – and women – of the world... unite! We must never acquiesce, for it is together... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL. WE MUST NEVER CEDE CONTROL OF THE MOTHERLAND... ...FOR IT IS TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL!

Heroes:

Michael Jackson Bobby Vitale, Keith Buckley

My Blog

Hey here’s a knife! Fuck, let me cut myself mystery ninja

        Hey Kids, Temptation is a mother fucker, don't let your "Dark Skinned Friends(or yellow)" keep you from God. . You know, your 2 black friends, that one creepy Hi...
Posted by 500 feet away my ass on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:30:00 PST

Hey here’s a knife! Fuck, let me cut myself mystery ninja

        Hey Kids, Temptation is a mother fucker, don't let your "Dark Skinned Friends(or yellow)" keep you from God. . You know, your 2 black friends, that one creepy Hi...
Posted by 500 feet away my ass on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:30:00 PST

My first blog

Hey, you know how all the guys are like, "Dude if I were a girl, I'd be a lesbian" Fuck that, not me, When scientists develop a way to put one vagina in another then maybe. So for now, you b...
Posted by 500 feet away my ass on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:29:00 PST