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The Medieval Insult Page
All insults guaranteed authentic!
Medieval Latin:
"Tu sochors! Tu scibalum hedi! Tu scibalum ouis! Tu scibalum equi! Tu fimus bouis! Tu stercus porci! Tu hominis stercus! Tu canis scibalum! Tu uulpis scibalum! Tu muricipis scibalum! Tu galline stercus! Tu asini scibalum! Tu uulpicule omnium uulpiculorum! Tu uulpis cauda! Tu uulpis barba! Tu nebris uulpiculi! Tu uechors et semichors! Tu scurra!"
"You idiot! You goat dung! Sheep dung! Horse dung! You cow dung! You pig filth! You human dung! You dog dung! Fox dung! Cat dung! Chicken droppings! You donkey dung! You fox cub of all fox cubs! You fox tail! You fox beard! You skin of a fox cub! You idiot and halfwit! You buffoon!"
-- The Colloquy of Ælfric Bata (England, c. 1000)
Old Norse:
"Thú ert brúÂr SvÃnfellsáss, em sagt er, hverja ir nÃunda nótt ok geri hann thik at konu!"
"You are the bride of the Svïnafell troll, as people say, and every ninth night he treats you like a woman!"
-- SkarpheÂinn to Flosi in Njal's Saga, ch. 123
Middle English:
"'I wolde I had thy coillons in myn hond
In stide of relikes or of seintuarie.
Lat kutte hem of, I wold thee help hem carie;
They shul be shryned in an hogges toord!'
This Pardoner answerde nat a word;
So wrooth was he, no word ne wolde he seye..."
"'I wish I had your ****s in my hand
In place of relics or of saints' holy things.
Come, cut them off; I'll help you carry them;
They shall be enshrined in a hog's ****!'
This Pardoner answered not a word;
So enraged was he, no word would he say..."
-- Chaucer, The Canterbury Tales: "The Pardoner's Tale"
Dame Study cursing those who inquire too deeply into scripture:
"For alle that wilneth to wite the whyes of God almyghty,
I wolde his eighe were in his ers and his fynger after..."
"For all that want to know the whys of God almighty,
I wish his eyes were in his *** and his finger following..."
-- Piers Plowman B.10.124-5
Lady Holy Church to Piers Plowman:
"'Thow dolted daffe!' quod she, 'dulle are thi wittes.'"
"'You doltish dunce!' she said, 'dull are your wits.'"
-- Piers Plowman B.1.140
"'That thou tellest,' quod Truthe, 'is but a tale of waltrot!'"
"'What you say,' said Truth, 'is nothing but a tale of claptrap!"
-- Piers Plowman B.18.142
Old High German/Latin:
"Vnde ars in tine naso (canis culum in tuo naso)!"
A dog's butt in your face!
-- from the earliest Berlitz translation guide written for a Frenchman travelling in Germany, 10th century
You Are From Saturn
You're steady, organized, and determined to achieve your dreams.
You tend to play it conservative, going by the rules (at least the practical ones).
You'll likely reach the top. And when you do, you'll be honorable and responsible.
Focus on happiness. Don't let your goals distract you from fun!
Don't be too set in your ways, and you'll be more of a success than you ever dreamed of.
What Planet Are You From?