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About Me

"I use your company on a regular basis, especially when I need a ride back home from the Canton Safeway. Every time I go shopping, I call about 20 mn before I check out, I still end up waiting over half an hour. Today took the cake, it was just over an HOUR . I have to tell you that it's absurd. I don't live far either. I am very disapointed with the lady who was taking the calls. The tone of her voice said it all, "I DON'T CARE". I found her to be impolite. I've been very patient with waiting extremely long times on a cab from your company, but today, I've had it!!! I will never use you again and I will make sure to make it my personal mission to tell everyone I know to do the same. Yes,aIboycott!!! I've been a very good customer, leaving generous tips and always polite, but after this fiasco, you don't deserve my business. I'm in the customer service field and if I talked to my customers like the way I was spoken to, I'd be fired. By the way, I broke down in tears standing in the store because of this constant problem and lack of sympathy and understanding from the person on the other end of the line, a manager aproached me and asked me what was wrong. I told him and he said "Oh yeah, they take their sweet time getting here, it's a problem we are trying to address for our customers!", so that should tell you something! I don't believe for one second you guys are so busy that you can't pick up a single customer with groceries and drop them off within a 5 mile radius.. There is no excuse for that. I could understand if this happend once in a while, but EVERTY TIME I CALL FROM THE CANTON SAFEWAY IT 'S THE SAME THING, AND TODAY I AM TAKING IT PERSONALLY. You just lost a good customer and hopefully several more because of my doing. Sincerely, Upset Patron."

My Interests

the "clear craze" (of the mid-nineties). joel mccrea. burt lancaster. billy the kid. that black and white with lot of grey tones. certain mgm producers. teddy roosevelt. style, bullshit, hysteria. sociopaths/bob dylan.

I'd like to meet:

"It took a little patience for us to perfect Dr Pepper's special mix of 23 ingredients, so we completely understand and empathize with Axl's question for the perfect album."

Music:

female whore. feeding leo johnson. radioface. the internet. tragically smits. anything off highway to atlantis. the rape of blanche dubois. white tights/taut cock. calloused outie. stone baby. the other donna. conviction born of smegma (hasidic hardcore). tat-jew. vicious sphere. azn fuck noises. a george foreman situation. a separate shemp. cannibal chef. hot flowers. ellicott city burning. when horses fall. frank's head blood. wolf dice. dropped flies. the tippi hedren.

Movies:

anything with fred c. dobbs. angels with dirty faces. oliver reed. pre-brows joan crawford. p.e.c.k.i.n.p.a.h. jean-pierre mellville. bright red opaque 70's blood. a certain scene in easter parade. if it's a western or a noir i'll watch it at least twice. donald sutherland/his ass. jimmy stewart, attorney at law. roman polanski. fuck cgi animation. fuck that shit. it blows. hustons. barbara stanwyck. sally jane bruce. lone wolf and cub.

Television:

yes.

Books:

when i was little my dad fed me nothing but kurt vonnegut and phillip k. dick. do you think that was a good idea? also: robert stone robert stone robert stone. thomas wolfe not tom wolfe that dude is literary cancer.

Heroes:

jack palance. sergio zyman. x-ray burns. plus anyone who's died on a barstool.

My Blog

you know what's the worst thing to wonder?

where the rest of the chocolate is.
Posted by bird on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 07:12:00 PST

DLR back in VH!

google news, my ever-present life-line to all things rock and roll, alerted me today that David Lee Roth has rejoined Van Halen. Apparently they are close to agreeing on a 40 date tour. I know ...
Posted by bird on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:02:00 PST

the new nickel

why does thomas jefferson have hipster bangs?discuss....
Posted by bird on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:45:00 PST

imagine you had a progressive rock and bluegrass band.

you could call it prograss.
Posted by bird on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 01:19:00 PST

for the seemingly four-thousandth time

in my every-increasingly-apparent...-ly short life, i have done something truly horrible to my hair.will i ever learn?incidentally, anyone up for a friend with fried-ginger hair?i understand. i won't ...
Posted by bird on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 11:43:00 PST

it is so hot in baltimore

that my fingers are pruney from sweat.i'm going to do laundry.
Posted by bird on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 12:20:00 PST

i'm actually really proud of this:

You Are 85% New Jersey! Wow, you're totally Jersey. There's no doubt about it. Congratulations, and always be proud to be Jersey--it's a great thing to be!How New Jersey Are You? except ...
Posted by bird on Wed, 10 May 2006 09:29:00 PST

things i have totally done today:

-tried to hop the subway turnstile but smacked both my steel-toed boots against it making a huge noise, earning me a sixty dollar summons. -watched bruce springsteen videos on youtube for over two ho...
Posted by bird on Wed, 03 May 2006 12:26:00 PST

things i did today that might prove i'm a sociopath:

-bought a pair of slip-on vans sneakers even though i don't skateboard.-changed in front of a window in complete ignorance of the toothless old man swinging branches into my house and hovering by the ...
Posted by bird on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 10:12:00 PST

not to toot my own horn or anything...

but i just took the biggest poop. ever. this thing was over a foot. I SHIT YOU NOT. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaa. manic squeals of merriment. pun plus huge poop equals best morning ever!!!!!!!!! ...
Posted by bird on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 09:05:00 PST