JESSICA

"We were on a road trip with Randy 'Macho Man' Savage. He was driving. Every single time he started to say something about skinny people or clothes or whatever, Alison would get all pissed. She'd say, 'Oh yeah, you've got it sooo BAD!!! Argh. I will make it my personal mission that you never wear anything petite.'. She was really pissed. He never heard what she was saying, though. Only i did. I never said anything to her though. I just kept lookin' at him cause i couldn't believe it. I kept thinking, 'dude, this is so weird... Macho Man Randy Savage is driving our van..." - A story i don't remember written by me on an index card dated 11/19/2000.super chuck, fresh catch, come to where the flavor is, fantastic, america! where do we want to go from here?, oh baby, eyes without a face, devoted, strawberry ice cream, merge, eveready super heavy duty, and that's no hokey pokey, now you know, summer living, mackerel by moonlight, all's well that's orwell, i love my underwear, hong kong was just the start, feel the tingle longer, the shine attracts the eye, no toilets?, behold the power of cheese, i'm gumby damnit!, googly-eyed, warm as a kiss, oh they think i'm crazy, my personal odyssey, you know a good thing when you smell it, send help, dry pits win, girl gone wild, yes!, hello cereal, pure and natural, big in japan, #1, a one car independence day parade, live, spy, your whole grain heavyweight, next issue on sale october 21st, tomatoes scare me to death, apollo theater, july 4, now, strangers by day, my hometown, evolutionary, free, your bones may be in jeopardy, hang this masterpiece on your wall, return of the mack, paradise found, market tested happy ending,Take whatever you think you know about me. Bend it, shape it, any way you want it, switch it, reverse it, and that's how you get it. Sometimes it's a little bit country, but mostly it's a lot more rock and roll. Questions? Be sure to leave your name and number and i'll get back to you as soon as possible with the longest email you ever got and no answer. Comments? Take a number, write a little something on the back, put it in the box, and i'll remember to ignore it later. Concerns... Not necessary. Love is precious and life is short but good. If you are here, there is a reason so do me a favor and show a little love to the few friends i have on here. You'll be glad you did. And remember how much I LOVE YOU! In all ways as always.