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Parker

smells like HOT GARBAGE!

About Me

I aint never gonna take it slow....it's in my heart and in my soul....And I ROCK AND FUCKIN' ROLL....because I'm OUTTA CONTROL!

My Interests

gang-bangin', shootin' up, shankin' fools, raping and pilaging, and Saturday night Bingo at the VFW.

I'd like to meet:

The guy who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop.

Music:

I really polka, contemporary christian, crunk, jam bands, lots of ICP, and emo.

Heroes:

John Lennon and Mr. Rogers