Hollywood Hoagie

I don't do tofu. I do do Pop Tarts though, but only the regular strawberry because they keep me regular and they make for interesting window decorations or as some form of roadkill for those accidental suicide attempts. But it's a pastry so therefore it cannot attempt such things. I work, I sleep, I talk sometimes, breathing, blinking, walking, etc. And even when the special urge to do something absolutely incredible and Kodak moment quality time happens, I sometimes drive. Now that's just ridiculous. I hear music because that is the only way you can receive it. I have friends although they do the same things I do like sleep and breathe. Isn't that just a great coincidence that we have such awesome things in common.