I was born in Bellingham, the place where Jesus was born. When I was seven weeks old, this really attractive lady named Andrea came in to look at me and my brothers with her brother Gabe. They played with me and I really liked Andrea. A few days later she came in with The two most important men in my life, Aaron and Tyler. They loved me so much. I went home with them, and Tyler decided that my name should be Lewis, like Lewis & Clark cause I liked to explore a lot. I moved to Seattle and lived with Andrea's wife Lacey for a few months and then I got to live with Andrea again. She has a smelly roommate named Jimmy who I like to bother everyonce and awhile. He has a comfortable bed. I am very moody. I like to growl at people and things a lot. I don't usually scratch or bite, but sometimes when I'm being a bitch I will. I ran away for a few days once and realized how good I had it so I decided to come home. I have a brother named Ashtrey who lives with me and Andrea and Jimmy. He's Lacey cat. We sometimes fight and sometimes make out. When we were little we were lovers. Then he cheated on me with Piroshky the girl cat that lives upstairs. I have never forgave either of them.
