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femme de fromage

you must lash out with every limb. like the octopus who plays the drums.

About Me

I'm a culinary student who likes blood, guts, and loud music. I like knives and meat, and doing things to meat with my knives. Red lipstick, high heels, Harry Potter and Pabst Blue Ribbon are essentials to the madness that is my life. Oh yeah...and this little shithead.

My Interests

the clash. dancing in bed with kira. laughing in bed with kira. my man. kicking ass. cooking. eating. makeup. books. champagne. ciggies. zombies. de-evolution. making out. traveling.guns. narcissists. masons. the illuminati. cheese, and lots of it.GANG GREEN MOTHERFUCKER!

I'd like to meet:

Robert Loggia, Bill Murray, Captain Sensible,my grandfather 50 years ago, and maybe these assholes too....

Music:

music that doesnt suck.

Movies:

zombies. the omen. wild zero. anchorman. dr.strangelove. the forbidden zone.

Television:

ab-fab, monty python, ghoul a-go-go, the simpsons, BATMAN!!!

Books:

anything with fabio on the cover.

My Blog

Barry Manilow

i fucking hate you. you look like an oversized rat in a cheap suit. get out of this town now. get out. you wish you were tom jones. you wish you were neil diamond. you even wish you were engelburt hum...
Posted by femme de fromage on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 07:19:00 PST

the children of the revolution.......

Did anyone catch the year anniversary special of the Colbert Report? Stephen and his truthiness have captured my heart. Along with that fancy new painting he has of himself. I want one. of me. :) ...
Posted by femme de fromage on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:26:00 PST

you are the apple of my eye!

I got my first wooden cutting board today. My life feels that much more awesome.
Posted by femme de fromage on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 04:46:00 PST

in your dreams show no mercy!

if you have nothing to do saturday afternoon......come join the rest of the assholes at ceasars palace, forum shops, 11am, and me running around with knives trying to look professional. its free, an...
Posted by femme de fromage on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 10:54:00 PST

LOCK AND LOLL!!!

I miss this. and them. goddamnit, listening to the cure always puts me in a nostalgic mood. i miss you guys. you better make it here next july or you'll get this.........
Posted by femme de fromage on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 02:41:00 PST

THEY LIVE!!!

carlin and i have been together 2 years now.  wierd.  good. but wierd.  i love that son of a bitch. p.s. Louis Lewis. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by femme de fromage on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 03:05:00 PST

you have to lubricate the casing!

started butchering this week. love it. love it. love it. could do without the fish smell, and the stale blood smell....but its no worse than the shitty perfume i had to smell all day at oats. i pre...
Posted by femme de fromage on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 10:05:00 PST

untz untz untz untz......

Weve been watching these documentaries on Vh1 all week, about drug culture in corilation with music....... right now their talking about ecstasy.... "it makes you love everyone, and just wanna hug the...
Posted by femme de fromage on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 01:49:00 PST

p.s.

How do I get that stupid fucking typing cat, and all the other cat's of my blogs?
Posted by femme de fromage on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 03:44:00 PST

How do I make this happen?!?

I've been reading Chef's night out for a couple days now, interesting read, makes me realize I'm learning less in school, than if I were working full time, and even less than if I didnt have to go sch...
Posted by femme de fromage on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 03:43:00 PST