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bateman

About Me


Gimme a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries, FOR FREE!I'm a tattoo artist at Eternal Art tattoos here in the dale. you should stop by the shop to see me in action.i'm just one of those kids that everyone knows and most of those people don't know me at all. i live in the dale and love it. i'm a aspiring tattoo artist and it will make me money. i love the bears and cubs, so you can judge from that i'm slightly retarded. i drink natural light like it's god's gift to earth, which it is! all in all i'm just a good 'ol southern boy and love to do stupid things. i talk like i have crap in my mouth most of the time. i'm ugly. i have the most chilled dog, his name is dank and he still has his balls. so if you want hit me up cause i think your ignert. the shop number if you need to talk to me is 618-519-9350! hit me up cause i don't belive in cell phones!
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My Interests

tattooing, porno, cheesy horror movies, mat, art, shake and bake, pork chops, skateboarding, designing the bobble head, doing what i do, and the honest pursiut of happiness

I'd like to meet:

i'd love to meet the people that make a diffrence in the world. anybody that is a pro in what they do. people with drive. mat. Bush so that i can kick him in the balls. my great grandparents so that i know how it was in the mother country. the guy that told my dad "just woop his ass" huck spalding. every artist that is proud of what they do. the devil to ask him excatly why we have certin women. and you!

Music:

i listen to a huge array of music anything that catches my ear i will listen to...membrata,soulfly,dispatch,matisyahu,slipknot,grateful dead,slayer,vivesect,311,korn,hatebreed,hed(p.e),kottonmouth kings,me in the shower,anything acoustic,bb king,sepeltura,david allen coe,incubus......

Movies:


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Don't be a tree huggerWhile walking through the Boulder, Colorado woods, a man came uponanother man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck areyou doing?""I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied."You gotta be kiddin' me.""No, would you like to give it a try?"Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrappedhis arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, tookhis wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guyhandcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heckhappened to you?"He told the guy the whole terrible story a bout how he got there.When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head insympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind theear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."

Television:

i watch anything on the history channel,discovery,and a&e..i also watch stupid shit all the time. i'm a sucker for bravo or vh1. all adult cartoons...just about anything that catches my eye.

Books:

books...hahaha..i read the bible about 10 time front to back and it made me laugh. i've read alot of books when i had time but it was nothing special.

Heroes:

i have yet to find someone that makes me step back and think about what they did..but if i had to choose it would probably be someone dead or yet to come..you can be my hero