I FEEL LIKE A ONE LEGGED MAN IN AN ASS KICKING CONTEST!
ME ON A BAD DAY!
As time comes to pass, I find more and more good stories on how I lost my leg. People always want to know. Some are scared to ask and some are just plain dumb asses about it. I really don't mind telling people if they really want to know and really seem to care. I will list a few. One is true the rest I use to entertain myself. Oh yeah, if you look around my page will find the answer anyway! It's all in good fun people! ENJOY! ! ! :~)
1. I had cancer.
2. I was attacked by a shark while surfing.
3. I was sawed in half at a magic show that went terribly wrong.
4. I had it cut off and was put into the FBI witness protection program.
5. While backpacking through Europe, I seek the ultimate vacation through sex, drugs and unforgettable experiences. When a friendly stranger informs me of a hostel in Bratislava that offers the most beautiful and promiscuous women in all of Europe, I trek with my new Icelandic friend Oli to find the hostel that sounds too good to be true. When arriving to Bratislava, we found that the hostel was everything and more of what we expected. The events that follow was an unforgettable vacation that we were looking for. Mystery, suspense and fear that left me with one leg hopping to my bloody escape.
The place that helped me get better!
I do have one and have had the other, so if you get the chance please check the links above!
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