Mrs. Christraping Black Metal

About Me

None ov thy empty gods, shall ever stand above me. None ov thy weak brothers, shalt ever share my blood. My awareness, catalyst, ov godhate I have spawned in sinister ecstasy eternally I'm decomposed-I'm Emily. I'm a huge metalhead. I'm a local metal promoter. I follow the Odinist/Asatru religion. I have a slight infatuation for vikings/Norse mythology and old Scandinvian history. I love beer, metal, Gojira, Europe, men with long hair, shows, more beer, crowdsurfing, moshing, headbaning, more beer, Joe Duplantier, tree watching..with beer, dong stupid shit, more metal, more beer.

DO NOT ADD ME IF YOU'RE ANOTHER MYSPACE WHORE WITH 1,000,000 FRIENDS.

Though, you may add me if you're in a band.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Most likely not you.

Music:

THE SOUND OF VICTORY

Death. Thrash. Gojira. Folk/Viking. Speed. Ambient. Gojira. Glam. Power. Heavy. NWOBHM. Gojira. European. AIDS/Boob. Black. Doom. Gojira. Symphonic. Epic.

My Blog

Things that piss me off the most...PART THREE!!!

Organ transplants. Not happening..ever. Fuck you. I'm a greedy son of a bitch. I'm sorry, but I don't see the logic in giving some random stranger an organ..which is MINEEEEE, thank you very much..to...
Posted by Mrs. Christraping Black Metal on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 02:18:00 PST

Things that piss me off the most...PART TWO!!!

Alas...here comes part 2 of my ridiculous rants... Excited?? I sure as hell...aren't? Yes..aren't..am not..whatever..you get my point. So on today's schedule, I'd like to discuss yet another thing th...
Posted by Mrs. Christraping Black Metal on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 03:43:00 PST

Things that piss me off the most...

Ok..so just to be on the safe side..I'm not being bias or racist. I don't hate ALL Turks..just the ones who piss me off..which is most of them.. So on again I go on yet another various rant about ABSO...
Posted by Mrs. Christraping Black Metal on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:19:00 PST

R.I.P. AVERY!

Many knew him from downtown..He was fucking crazy! I loved that kid to death! He was going through such a hard time..drugs and depression..We loved him very much and we miss you so much Avery! I just ...
Posted by Mrs. Christraping Black Metal on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 03:01:00 PST

BAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

I WISH I WAS THIS KVLT http://static.metal-archives.com/images/1/1/6/8/11685_photo. jpg
Posted by Mrs. Christraping Black Metal on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 12:09:00 PST

Ocean Planet - Gojira Interpretation

What I hear: I never meant to date..I'm local! In prison dial is death like sick-a-ling! Strong age and all the mang lies ignation eye Don't see the stars, my memories are feld Into the dreams I fold...
Posted by Mrs. Christraping Black Metal on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:50:00 PST

Prologue To RRR - Turisas Interpretation

Prologue of R.R.R. - Turisas What I hear: As yeu sit in yo quiet hole Soar rounded by peace, come forth, and civileezation Do you, listenah, remember dos memories Grawnd and tearful, which will stil...
Posted by Mrs. Christraping Black Metal on Tue, 29 May 2007 05:41:00 PST

I'm travelling all the way to England to see Korpiklaani!

Yes, alas it is true.. Korpiklaani are playing Bloodstock Open Air..and without a doubt I must take off on a flight to go see them..Of course I wouldn't mind seeing the other bands as well..but there'...
Posted by Mrs. Christraping Black Metal on Mon, 21 May 2007 11:55:00 PST

For Courtney

Hi, I'm Courtney.I'm 20-years-old, and I'm an incoherent sack of flamey twats.I thoroughly enjoy creating a fake myspace of myself, much to my advantage of ridiculous amounts of attempts to insult som...
Posted by Mrs. Christraping Black Metal on Thu, 03 May 2007 06:55:00 PST

Wolf & Raven - Sonata Arctica Interpretation

Wolf And Raven - Sonata Arctica What I hear: Gant me a weesh, mah master Take it of me I have been loy hell servant Harp fell hum hell Take awt whip the horse get off my tree My servant shadowless l...
Posted by Mrs. Christraping Black Metal on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:23:00 PST