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About Me

if you know me then i don't need to tell you anything about me if you don't, then question number 1...why are you looking at me? and question number 2... DO i make you horny baby? :-p :-D do i?
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My Interests

food, tv, music, video games, and anything else that keeps me from being bored

I'd like to meet:

George Perierre
Maury Povich
Jerry Springer
Bret Hart
The Undertaker
Emeril Lagassee
Tyler Florance
Bobby Flay (so i can kick him in his balls)
Morimoto
Anthony Bordain
Bon Jovi (careful ladies.. my sister is crazy for jon!)i guess that's about itGet your layout at TweakYourPage.com

Music:

80s rock n roll. the list goes on and on...some newer bands rock. Godsmack, Korn, Linkin Park, Disturbed, and a couple others

Movies:

anything funny, or anything with people dying. or if it has both, it's a bonus.

Television:

food network, simpsons, southpark, futurama, family guy, seinfeld, chappelle show, or anything else that cracks me up.

Books:

Kitchen Confidential.....or anything else fact based in an area of interest of rock and roll and food

Heroes:

Jerry Springer....have you seen his show for crying out loud?

My Blog

monday

ITS A BEAUTIFULL MONDAY!!!!!!! :-D
Posted by I am AWESOME on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 06:36:00 PST

survey

Tired of answering the same old questions on myspace surveys? Here's a 100% original survey of new, never before asked questions.1. How do you think your last ex deserves to die?the ol' fork in the ey...
Posted by I am AWESOME on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 06:08:00 PST

if you had me alone in a room

"IF YOU HAD ME ALONE IN A ROOM" Body: IF Y0U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ IT...
Posted by I am AWESOME on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 07:23:00 PST

UPDATE

since my profile is private and i dont know how to change that i figure i would post it on here. i lost all the phone numbers i had because i lost the phone that had them on. so for all yo...
Posted by I am AWESOME on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 07:15:00 PST

bored

bored bored bored...blah blah blah. i hate being single...need someone to hold...and yes, cuddle with.( i know i am dork...leave me alone) i love my son. he's teething hard core now....
Posted by I am AWESOME on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 07:16:00 PST

i need sex

NOOOOOOO!!!! You opened it!Tomorrow will be the best day of your life,ONLY if you repost this within 2 minutes with the heading:(pick 1)? I miss my baby? In love? I wear thongs? I like a girl named......
Posted by I am AWESOME on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:07:00 PST

Melissa Boucher is a dirty rotten lieing cuntI (RATED R)

yay for freedom of speech....i think the title says it all....anybody want to learn more about the subject feel free to e-mail me, call me, or leave me a message on good ol myspace....better yet....ke...
Posted by I am AWESOME on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:46:00 PST

extremely bored

1. Where were you 1 hour ago?making sure Gavin was comfortable in bed2. Who will be your next kiss?melissa3. When was the last time you cried?about a week ago before i left my parents house when i was...
Posted by I am AWESOME on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:48:00 PST

blah

1. When is the last time you held hands with someone? about an hour ago2. You wake up as the opposite gender, what's the one thing you do? start touching myself3. Have you ever crawled through a windo...
Posted by I am AWESOME on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 09:59:00 PST

survey

THE WHO'S-1.Who is in the room with you?No one right now2. Who is the last person to text you?ii dont get many texts....i dont know3. Whose house did you last go to?melissa's parents 4. Who was the la...
Posted by I am AWESOME on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:43:00 PST