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Bear

I am here for Friends

About Me

i spell out numbers because they look better that way. i'm only really bad at spelling when i'm writing the word on paper. i over punctuate. i really like my handwriting. i get embarrassed when i sign receipts, but only in connecticut. i still act like i'm in third grade. if i make fun of you, it usually means i like you. i will probably slap your ass at one point if we are in close proximity. i'll arm wrestle you if you ask me to. rocks, paper, scissors? yes. the-beverage-queen. besides that, i fuck shit up...sorry. oh, and apparently i am a metal detector.....

My Interests

Bad jokes. Cakes and Pies. riding my big kid bike. sand and freakin water....glued to the beach.

I'd like to meet:

people who like stuff, AND things...

Music:

my ringtone.

Movies:

Dead Man...

Television:

jeffersons, good times....cheers...ummm.... what else is on chan 11 at four o clock in the morning? not having cable is totally awesome. seriously.

Books:

the rule book

Heroes:

Dino Killer, Jenny McCarthey

My Blog

it's about damn time

i bought this deck like 2 years ago, it waws a really good deal and it was time again to relive the days of yesteryear... but then it was all i could afford. Finally just yesterday, a good friend of m...
Posted by Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

$50 and Fake Boobs

So i live my life everyday this summer, in the Land of Fifty Dollar Bills and Bad Boob Jobs. What once was Twenties and Face lifts, has changed before my eyes into Poshy New Yorkers who've come to esc...
Posted by Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pete's older brother Pete

I met Pete's older brother Pete...
Posted by Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Horny Hasid

So i was walkin around williamsberg, just mindin my own, and this new black volvo pulls up to me... i turned around and it's this hasidic jew guy in the drivers seat and a child seat in the back... "e...
Posted by Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hello rain...

it's raining in brooklyn....
Posted by Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST