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tiger tiger

everything you've heard is true.

About Me

I'm more like Jack Kerouac than either you or I can possibly be comfortable with.


Do you belong to a song Does it drag you along by the tongue at the top of your lungs? Are you drunk? Have you been drinking? Do you below the overpass go with a fifth in your fist reminiscing the kiss of a love that just didn't love as much as you did?Please don't give up, dear walls, don't let the ceiling fall When you belong to a song, salty eyes You belong.

My Interests

suicide

I'd like to meet:

a partner in crime with benefits.

Music:

say anything, the stills, frog eyes, the handsome furs, the hold steady, sunset rubdown, brand new, plain white t's, wolf parade, modest mouse, taking back sunday, moneen,the arcade fire, alexisonfire,the police, hawksley workman, the blood brothers, the click five, the shins, valencia, dashboard confessional, jimmy eat world, alkaline trio, death cab for cutie, panic!at the disco, fall out boy, weezer, tegan and sara, pete yorn, the get up kids, marie mai, minus the bear, beyonce, DJay, reliant K, boys night out, the postal service, morcheeba, sugarcult, ghostface killah, cobra starship, christmas music, elvis presley, the matches, gatsby's american dream, the national, my chemical romance, journey, joy division, that song by phantom planet...yeah you know the one.

Movies:

say anything. better off dead. grosse point blank. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. city of god. braveheart. sin city. tombstone. SLC punks. boondock saints. jurassic park. garden state. i 3 huckabees. anything with bruce campbell in it. all dogs go to heaven. the land before time. the princess bride. office space. frankenweenie. donnie darko. the nightmare before christmas. labyrinth. the princess and the goblin. we're back: a dinosaur story.

Television:

biker mice from mars. samurai pizza cats. the dukes of hazzard. aqua teen hunger force. space ghost coast to coast. the daily show. LOST. Scrubs. clone high. the fresh prince of bel air. the colbert report.national geographic. dawson's creek.

Books:

the picture of dorian gray by oscar wilde. la morte d'arthur by Sir Mallory. life of pi by yann martel. hell's angels, generation of swine, fear and loathing in las vegas by hunter s thompson. survivor, lullaby, fight club, choke by chuck palahniuk. sabriel, lirael, abhorsen by garth nix. pride and prejudice by jane austen. ethics by aristotle. war and peace, resurrection by leo tolstoy. vanity fair by william makepeace thackeray. make love the bruce campbell way, if chins could kill by bruce campbell. team rodent:how disney devours the earth by carl hiassen. the beach, tessaract by alex garland. lolita by vladimir nabokov. a divine comedy by dante. everything dean koontz has ever written. glue, porno, trainspotting by irvine welsh. the once and future king by t.h. white. the alchemist by paulo coehlo. house of the dead by dostoevsky. the world according to garp, son of the circus, until i find you, the cider house rules by john irving. the castle by franz kafka. the catcher in the rye, franny and zooey by j.d. salinger. nothing feels good: punk rock, teenagers and emo by andy greenwald. jurassic park, the lost world, timeline by michael crichton. the black dahlia by james ellroy. desolation angels by jack kerouac.

Heroes:

doc holiday and the wheelchair cowboy.

My Blog

survey

what was the last thing you did? downloaded Journey's greatest hits.do you rent or own? RENTare you independent? ............if you mean broke, yes.do you pay your own bills? when i have money!what do...
Posted by tiger tiger on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 07:38:00 PST

fuck you amtrak.

all plans are off. everything is done and fucked. i will not be doing anything ever. i am going to go get smashed, and when it is over it will be next week and it will be like i went anyways.i am so d...
Posted by tiger tiger on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 02:31:00 PST

DAVE CHAPPELLE

i met him. yesterday on haight st.bitches.
Posted by tiger tiger on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 03:36:00 PST

99 PROBLEMS

1. wtf dinosaurs are extinct? wtf wtf WTF2. lost my shoes on the beach, then stole someone else's shoes then found mine again and now have a pair of nasty ass stolen beach shoes3. NO MO SEVENTH HEAVEN...
Posted by tiger tiger on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 12:52:00 PST

so where are you/ my little needle

oh man im fucking mangled. kinda hungover at work, trying to pass off myspace as a legit "source." hahaahha.so last night alex and i went to this kid andrew's place to meet up with him and jason, and ...
Posted by tiger tiger on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:44:00 PST

hell yes.

so i am in california. san francisco, to be exact. having an awesome time. already managed to get drunk, thanks to new soulmate addy.there WILL be pictures the second i figure out how to upload.
Posted by tiger tiger on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 09:43:00 PST

i miss you too mister scribbles. maybe there some divine reason we allergic to each other.

please stop writing letter. only make miss more. good bye mr. scribbles.WORDsunny day,sunny dayi like hot soupwarm kitten hugso no matter what you doFIVE-Ocant keep a gangsta down...
Posted by tiger tiger on Sun, 14 May 2006 08:58:00 PST

fair is foul, and foul is fair, we must warn you macbeth beware

oh man. i fucking love my friends.i fucking love my cat.
Posted by tiger tiger on Fri, 12 May 2006 12:06:00 PST