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a giant statue of r kelly peeing in gw's mouth

a patna'ship for america

About Me

Hi. I am a giant statue of R. Kelly peeing in George Bush's mouth. I will be built next to the Statue of Liberty in New York Harbor. I am a gift to the people of the United States from an anonymous doner. In her 120 years, "Lady Liberty" has been witness to many historic events from her special vantage point located just off the tip of Manhattan Island, but none so great as the erecting of her new patna'. I have yet to be built, so please forgive the lack of pictures. An elite team of experts is working on blueprints and mockups of me. Please be patient.

My Interests

peeing in george bushes mouth

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Giant Statue of R. Kelly peeing in George Bush's mouth Picture Contest This Contest is being sponsored by The Giant Statue of R. Kelly peeing in George Bush's mouth Foundation (the "Foundation"). The Foundation is an organization working toward the mission of creation, preservation, and education for The Giant Statue of R. Kelly peeing in George Bush's mouth National Monument.WHO CAN ENTER? There is no purchase of any kind necessary to enter or win. The Contest is open to anyone. Entries must be sent to agiantstatueofrkellypeeingingeorgebushesmouth@agiantstatueof rkellypeeingingeorgebushesmouth.com . Entrants may only submit one picture each and multiple entries will be disregarded. We're sorry, but children of employees or agents of the Foundation are not eligible to participate in this contest. The Contest is subject to all federal, state, and local laws and regulations. Void where restricted or prohibited by law.WHAT SHOULD THE PICTURE LOOK LIKE? The picture must be an original drawing (not a photograph) that incorporates the Giant Statue of R. Kelly peeing in George Bush's mouth as a central theme of the artwork, and is open to each entrant's interpretation of what the Giant Statue means to them. Pictures will be evaluated equally on the basis of originality and artistic skill, and the judges will take into account the entrant's age.Each entry must be in.jpg format no greater than 1mb in size. The drawing must be an original artwork and may not be a copy of another person's photograph, poster, drawing, or other image. Drawings can be created with pencil, pen, marker, crayon or any other drawing instruments and scanned, or created with any drawing software applicaion. All entries become the property of the Foundation and will not be returned.WHEN DOES THE CONTEST END? The deadline for all submissions to this Contest is Wednesday, January 31, 2007. Entries sent after that date or received more than two weeks after that date will not be considered. Finalists and winners will be contacted by Friday, March 2, 2007, and their first names awill be posted here on our myspace page.WHAT CAN I WIN? The art of 12 lucky winners will be featured on the foundations myspace page and their names will be engraved in a special place of honor along the stream of R. kelly's pee on the Giant Staue of R. Kelly peeing in George Bush's mouth.

Music:

R. Kelly

Movies:

watersports...

Television:

MTV

Heroes:

R. Kelly and George Bush